Joe Biden at the "Pearly Gates"

FreeRepublic ^ | November 28, 2020 | Self

[Jess Kitting]

Joe Biden dies and is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"How do I get in?" asks Biden.

"Simple." replies St. Peter. You beat me at a game of "Two Truths and One Lie."

"I can do that." says Joe confidently.

"All right." says Peter. "You go first."

Biden makes his three statements:

"I am a good Catholic; I legitimately won the 2020 election; and I'm an idiot."

"Sorry." replies Peter. "That's two lies and one truth."

"You lose."

"C'mon. That's not fair!" replies Biden. "You haven't won anything. What are your two truths and one lie?"

To which his friend replies:

"Those aren't the pearly gates; I'm not Saint Peter; and you are an idiot.

[semaj]

What is the maximum airspeed of a swallow?

[semaj]

African or European?

[AFret.]

What is the maximum airspeed of a swallow?

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That’s a question for Vice President-elect Harris.

[Hardastarboard]

LOLOLOL!!!! I almost lost a monitor!!!!

[DuncanWaring]

That makes a lot more sense.

[poconopundit]

The second joke is better than the first!

Nice work, mellow.

[joe fonebone]

What.... Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

[Texas Eagle]

Heh, heh.

[Songcraft]

After his very brief discussion with St. Peter, Biden burst out singing this song, at the top of his lying, cheating, stealing, perverted-pedophile, Cheatercrat-Party lungs.

       "Going Down"