Posted on 11/28/2020 10:18:18 AM PST by Jess Kitting
Joe Biden dies and is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"How do I get in?" asks Biden.
"Simple." replies St. Peter. You beat me at a game of "Two Truths and One Lie."
"I can do that." says Joe confidently.
"All right." says Peter. "You go first."
Biden makes his three statements:
"I am a good Catholic; I legitimately won the 2020 election; and I'm an idiot."
"Sorry." replies Peter. "That's two lies and one truth."
"You lose."
"C'mon. That's not fair!" replies Biden. "You haven't won anything. What are your two truths and one lie?"
To which his friend replies:
"Those aren't the pearly gates; I'm not Saint Peter; and you are an idiot.
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I thought the joke was going to lead to St. Peter asking Biden to recite one of his favorite 'Palms'.
Three truths. The joke is screwed up.
You think Joe Biden could manage to come up with three truths?
Don’t worry, Joe - it’s a dry heat.
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
Tough crowd.
How is it messed up?
HELL can be tricky.
Biden, Pence and Trump are at the pearly gates, and St. Peter says that you have to correctly answer one question to get in. Trump walks up confidently and says I will go first.
St. Peter asks, “What are the names of the people that live in France?” Trump says “the French” and St. Peter welcomes him. Pence steps up, and St. Peter says, “what are the name of the people that live in Germany?”. Pence says “”the Germans”,..Pence walks through the gate.
The self-proclaimed “devote Catholic” walks up saying this will be easy. St. Peter asks, “what are the names of the people that live in China?”. Biden starts walking forward saying “the Chinese”. St. Peter, stops him, and says, “no, the names, the names !”
C’mon MAN!
Wait, what? A European or African swallow?
Exactly. Thanks.
See post #11.
See post #11.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8Mg-JWSg
What is the average speed of a laden spring talked swallow !
Thanks!
Ax him to give you three troofs.
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