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1 posted on 11/28/2020 10:18:18 AM PST by Jess Kitting
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To: Jess Kitting
Good one!

I thought the joke was going to lead to St. Peter asking Biden to recite one of his favorite 'Palms'.

2 posted on 11/28/2020 10:24:00 AM PST by mellow velo
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To: Jess Kitting

Three truths. The joke is screwed up.


3 posted on 11/28/2020 10:26:10 AM PST by madison10
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To: Jess Kitting

Don’t worry, Joe - it’s a dry heat.


5 posted on 11/28/2020 10:27:53 AM PST by dainbramaged (Windage and Elevation)
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To: Jess Kitting
What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

6 posted on 11/28/2020 10:28:52 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: Jess Kitting

Tough crowd.


7 posted on 11/28/2020 10:31:59 AM PST by Rappini (Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
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To: Jess Kitting; Fred Nerks

HELL can be tricky.


9 posted on 11/28/2020 10:36:59 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: Jess Kitting

Biden, Pence and Trump are at the pearly gates, and St. Peter says that you have to correctly answer one question to get in. Trump walks up confidently and says I will go first.
St. Peter asks, “What are the names of the people that live in France?” Trump says “the French” and St. Peter welcomes him. Pence steps up, and St. Peter says, “what are the name of the people that live in Germany?”. Pence says “”the Germans”,..Pence walks through the gate.
The self-proclaimed “devote Catholic” walks up saying this will be easy. St. Peter asks, “what are the names of the people that live in China?”. Biden starts walking forward saying “the Chinese”. St. Peter, stops him, and says, “no, the names, the names !”


10 posted on 11/28/2020 10:37:26 AM PST by Tadhg
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To: Jess Kitting
Oops. Should be you aren't an idiot.
11 posted on 11/28/2020 10:41:15 AM PST by Jess Kitting
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To: Jess Kitting

C’mon MAN!


12 posted on 11/28/2020 10:41:58 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Jess Kitting

Ax him to give you three troofs.


20 posted on 11/28/2020 11:09:56 AM PST by laweeks (Just wait till you have to have a biopsy from your prostate, now that is an experience you will neve)
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To: Jess Kitting

After his very brief discussion with St. Peter, Biden burst out singing this song, at the top of his lying, cheating, stealing, perverted-pedophile, Cheatercrat-Party lungs.


       "Going Down"

29 posted on 11/28/2020 6:03:14 PM PST by Songcraft
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