Minnesota snitch call

[MNDude]

Minnesota now has a snitch line to report neighbors having company over.

I called to see if it was real. I was shocked and angered to hear the message so I announced I planned to have a huge Thanksgiving dinner. My wife is mad I made us a target now.

651-793-3746

Call to hear for yourself!

[Paladin2]

Ya get what ya vote for...

[Redcitizen]

report the governor. Give his or her address.

[cgbg]

Have a bunch of folks do a vehicle tour of all the local Democratic politicians homes, and report any “violations”—that should end the “snitch line” in a hurry!

[EdnaMode]

This should be illegal.

[cableguymn]

Neither I nor MNdude voted for this

[Pontiac]

Why not get as many people as you can to just flood the hotline as long as you can so that it can’t take snitch calls.

Basically a denial of service attack on the snitch line.

[Aria]

Can we report Illian?

[SaveFerris]

Does your neighbor not have the Mark of the Beast?

Call 1-666-666-6666.

You know it will happen

[MuttTheHoople]

Rat out the Somalis.

[JerseyDvl]

Bookmark for freeping the number.

[Pollard]

Neither I nor MNdude voted for this

Should have voted with your feet.

[TigersEye]

They ask that you leave your name and a callback number. Obviously they would automatically have the number you called from and it’s probably illegal to report false information.

I was thinking I would just blast some loud music into the phone when their recorder came on. I doubt that they would extradite me from my far away state for that.

[The Antiyuppie]

“This should be illegal.“

It was perfectly legal in East Germany. In fact, it was expected.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If you are not planing to have Thanksgiving at your home or it is going to be under the limit call and report yourself.

Keep them busy running around making fools of themselves.

[gundog]

“Musta butt-dialed ya while I was jammin’. Sorry, bro.”

[Redcitizen]

My Neighbors are my relatives. That wont stop them from snitching on me even though right now they seem like it. Desperate hungry, people will do anything to get food or payback for being denied food.

[TigersEye]

:)

Or you could call repeatedly and pretend to be some old codger with Bidenheimer’s talking gibberish.

If they call back to see what’s up answer with a strong clear voice ...

“Oh, I’m sorry. That was my poor old father. I try to keep the phone away from him but every time I turn my back...”

[bigbob]

Call in the neighborhood mosque

[wildcard_redneck]

I looked up the richest neighborhood in Minneapolis and a Google search told me Kenwood. So being a good American citizen I went to google maps and clicked in Kenwood until I got a street address. Then I called the hotline and told them to investigate a sex party on W. Lake of the Isles Parkway. I plan to call it once or twice a day just to leave inane, obviously fake messages. We need to spam it until the noise just shuts it down.