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1 posted on 11/03/2020 1:50:57 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

What is Abe Froman in Russian?


2 posted on 11/03/2020 1:51:48 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: BenLurkin

An investigation into the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage magnate...

I was not aware sausage was magnetic.


3 posted on 11/03/2020 1:52:50 PM PST by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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To: BenLurkin

Was the handcuffed man known by the name of George (last name beginning with C?) Disgraced, again, by picking up hookers on the train.


4 posted on 11/03/2020 1:54:24 PM PST by V K Lee ("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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To: BenLurkin
"the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage king"



Picture of suspect.
5 posted on 11/03/2020 1:54:33 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: BenLurkin

“An investigation into the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage magnate in a sauna”

Well, that’s certainly something you don’t hear every day......only in Russia. Lol


6 posted on 11/03/2020 1:55:01 PM PST by V_TWIN (Where's Hunter???)
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To: BenLurkin

I gather they take their sausages seriously in Russia today.


8 posted on 11/03/2020 1:55:42 PM PST by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Workers)
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To: BenLurkin

Will the murderers of the Sausage King be tried by the Potato People in the Court of the Crimson King?


9 posted on 11/03/2020 1:55:54 PM PST by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: BenLurkin

This only gets worse. But oh so Russian!


12 posted on 11/03/2020 1:56:48 PM PST by livius
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To: BenLurkin
Police are looking for a suspect, Jimmy Deanski.
13 posted on 11/03/2020 1:56:54 PM PST by McGruff (Polls are for dancing)
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To: BenLurkin

Does anyone know where Kaiser Soze was at the time?


17 posted on 11/03/2020 2:00:43 PM PST by Hildy (In an unforgiving world, only the shameless survive.)
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To: BenLurkin

Poor Abe Vroman...


21 posted on 11/03/2020 2:20:01 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: BenLurkin; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; PROCON
Just too easy.


22 posted on 11/03/2020 2:24:27 PM PST by Gamecock ("O God, break the teeth in their mouths." - Psalm 58:6)
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To: BenLurkin

That explains why we haven’t seen Hunter Biden in a couple weeks


23 posted on 11/03/2020 2:30:43 PM PST by PGR88
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To: BenLurkin; Daffynition
Russian sausage magnate has taken a bizarre turn

I've seen that movie! That was Abe Fromanov:

"You know you twist so fine..."

25 posted on 11/03/2020 2:33:51 PM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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To: BenLurkin
The contract killer Alexander Solonik, was better known as Sasha the Macedonian for his superior marksmanship with pistols in both hands (known as “Macedonian style” in Russian). Solonik was linked to dozens of killings and had escaped from prison three times before he was strangled to death by another well-known hitman, Alexander Pustovalov.

So, do we have any "well-known" or "better known" hitmen in this country? Don't think OJ Simpson or Ted Kennedy qualify (they were just taking care of 'personal business' ;>)...

26 posted on 11/03/2020 3:25:05 PM PST by Who is John Galt? (Mit Pulver und Blei, die Gedanken sind frei... ;^)
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"has taken a bizarre turn, as police searching a suspect’s home for clues instead found a man handcuffed to a bedpost. "

real life mimics fiction:


28 posted on 11/03/2020 4:40:06 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: BenLurkin
Russian authorities are looking into Sausages of Interest.
29 posted on 11/03/2020 6:01:26 PM PST by BraveMan
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