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Will the murderers of the Sausage King be tried by the Potato People in the Court of the Crimson King?

Last time I checked, the Court of the Crimson King's Docket was stuffed full. The District Attorney Keil Basa has asked for an extension of the casing. However, Judge Weiner, denied the motion. Attorney Basa extruded a stream of invective, calling the Judge a "Brat". There will be a change of venue to The Hall of the Mountain King, where Judge Chirozo presides. Attorney Basa knows that Judge Chirozo is a Socialist of The Frankfurt School, and has protested the change of venue, based upon the motion that it is the Wurst Possible Casing Scenario for his client. He suggested an alternate venue in The Darkest Depths of Mordor, wher Judge Linguisa has jurisdiction. When faced with Judge Chirozo to petition for the change of venue, he said, "I never Sausage a miscarriage of Justice!". The Judge quickly grilled Attorney Basa, and told him he should just roll with it.

"Hot Dog", said the defendant. "We are in a real pickle."