Russian 'Sausage King' investigators find man handcuffed to bed

theguardian ^ | Tue 3 Nov 2020 11.42 EST | Andrew Roth in Moscow

[BenLurkin]

An investigation into the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage magnate has taken a bizarre turn, as police searching a suspect’s home for clues instead found a man handcuffed to a bedpost.

Investigators said the man, whom they described as a pensioner, was being held captive and extorted to sign over his apartment, indicating a wider criminal ring behind the grisly murder of the oligarch Vladimir Marugov on Monday.

Police have arrested two suspects in connection with the killing of the “Sausage King”...

Marugov, 54, and his partner, whom Russian media have named as Sabina Gaziyeva, were in the sauna at his estate near Moscow when two masked attackers broke in, bound the pair with rope, and demanded money.

[Rummyfan]

Poor Abe Vroman...

[Gamecock]

Just too easy.

[PGR88]

That explains why we haven’t seen Hunter Biden in a couple weeks

[left that other site]

Will the murderers of the Sausage King be tried by the Potato People in the Court of the Crimson King?

Last time I checked, the Court of the Crimson King's Docket was stuffed full. The District Attorney Keil Basa has asked for an extension of the casing. However, Judge Weiner, denied the motion. Attorney Basa extruded a stream of invective, calling the Judge a "Brat". There will be a change of venue to The Hall of the Mountain King, where Judge Chirozo presides. Attorney Basa knows that Judge Chirozo is a Socialist of The Frankfurt School, and has protested the change of venue, based upon the motion that it is the Wurst Possible Casing Scenario for his client. He suggested an alternate venue in The Darkest Depths of Mordor, wher Judge Linguisa has jurisdiction. When faced with Judge Chirozo to petition for the change of venue, he said, "I never Sausage a miscarriage of Justice!". The Judge quickly grilled Attorney Basa, and told him he should just roll with it.

"Hot Dog", said the defendant. "We are in a real pickle."

[Ezekiel]

Russian sausage magnate has taken a bizarre turn

I've seen that movie! That was Abe Fromanov:

"You know you twist so fine..."

[Who is John Galt?]

The contract killer Alexander Solonik, was better known as Sasha the Macedonian for his superior marksmanship with pistols in both hands (known as “Macedonian style” in Russian). Solonik was linked to dozens of killings and had escaped from prison three times before he was strangled to death by another well-known hitman, Alexander Pustovalov.

So, do we have any "well-known" or "better known" hitmen in this country? Don't think OJ Simpson or Ted Kennedy qualify (they were just taking care of 'personal business' ;>)...

[krogers58]

Police are looking for a suspect, Jimmy Deanski.

Rumor has it that he's hiding out at Jones Farm.....just had to, apologies in advance;

[catnipman]

"has taken a bizarre turn, as police searching a suspect’s home for clues instead found a man handcuffed to a bedpost. "

real life mimics fiction:

[BraveMan]

Russian authorities are looking into Sausages of Interest.