Posted on 10/30/2020 7:05:06 PM PDT by McGruff
The Babylon Bee had this really funny satirical article up earlier this week joking that President Trump proposed a Space Navy now that NASA found water on the Moon:
With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy https://t.co/aG1at5Wp1F
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 27, 2020
And then the morons at USA Today decided this needed a fact check, which led to an even funnier “retraction” from the Bee:
Sadly, we must retract this one. We'd like to thank @USATODAY for calling us out with this fact check. We will strive to do better. pic.twitter.com/5tk5ApSQjv
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 30, 2020
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
“the Navy built a barrier to stop Sailors from throwing Peso to $hit River Queens.”
That’s pretty selfish. Bet there was a woman behind that one.
Yeah I forgot about the chow line. Midrats will not be the same. :)
Now you are talking about the Kamala space navy.
“...Think Olongapo where the girls have antennae...”
and Space Herpes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnJrenTkGGE
Its a real thing: Herpes Virus Reactivation in Astronauts During Spaceflight and Its Application on Earth
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmicb.2019.00016/full#h4
The continuing stupidification of the media.
Or just plain ignorant foul ups that cannot succeed at anything else.
LOL!
Space Herpes!!!!!!!
We sent them up the Bee!!! Ha Ha!
Think of some of the lunar features:
Sea of Serenity
Ocean of Storms
Lake of Forgetfulness
Bay of Love (Sinus Amoris) - you could translate it “Gulf of Love”
All those ranks are already in the terran Navy ...lol
True story,76 Med cruise had some cadets aboard as well as some new crew. Over the PA came the directive to “Set the mail buoy watch!”. Head up to the 04 level and there he stands all tucked in for GQ, wearing a full life jacket, a gunfire support helmet over his sound powered phone and binoculars around his neck. People are trying to be surreptitious in taking his picture. He stands there scanning the surrounding ocean. Just when you think he is the most clueless fellow on history, over the PA comes”Now relieve the mail buoy watch!”. A few minutes later another fellow shows up dressed the same. He takes the binoculars and phones and starts looking. Ah we were young, and sailors!! I hear they trapped a sea bat under a box on the bow if you wanna see it...
I served with one of those foul ups. Crencent wrenches with no lower jaw, half a pair of pliers, hammer with no handle, and a socket set with no sockets. Are you reading me. A sub at test depth can’t afford stupid.
“half a pair of pliers”
Wouldn’t that be a plier?
A ceiling aboard ship? I think not.
Tell that to the mail bouy watch while he’s standing there with a bucket of steam with a handful of monkey shit.
This nation has by design been flooded with foreigners for at least a generation.
“cadets” ?
I was in the region but never made it to Olongapo, the stories I heard from the other jarheads that were there make me glad I didn’t go.
OOH-RAH!!!
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