“...Think Olongapo where the girls have antennae...”
and Space Herpes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnJrenTkGGE
Its a real thing: Herpes Virus Reactivation in Astronauts During Spaceflight and Its Application on Earth
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmicb.2019.00016/full#h4
LOL!
Space Herpes!!!!!!!