NFL Live Thread: Week 4 (Boycott Party edition)

9-29-2020

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 4

Here are all the games you shouldn't watch this week!

Denver at New York Jets

Indianapolis at Chicago

Jacksonville at Cincinnati

Cleveland at Dallas

New Orleans at Detroit

Pittsburgh at Tennessee

Seattle at Miami

Los Angeles Chargers at Tampa Bay

Baltimore at Washington

Arizona at Carolina

Minnesota at Houston

New York Giants at Los Angeles Rams

New England at Kansas City

Buffalo at Las Vegas

Philadelphia at San Francisco

Atlanta at Green Bay

Keep praying for our friend Danny (Bender2), still in the rehab facility

[Impy]

"Hello this is Christopher from 1-800-CALL-ATT, you have a collect call from a Mr. Impy, do you accept the charges?"

"Um...yeah I guess."

Hey girl, what up? Put me on speaker.

"What are you doing? Aren't you in the other room?"

I'm phoning in the comedy skit this week, get it?

"Collect calling still exists?"

I guess, I don't know. Probably, must be. Maybe not 1-800-CALL-ATT but there must be some.

"And this guy with the thick Bengali accent is named Christopher?"

"That's right, Christopher."

"Why call collect, don't you have the unlimited plan on your cell?"

"He's doing me a favor, I'm trying to get my big break in Bollywood. How am I doing so far? Funny, right?"

"You haven't really said much other than your name."

"That is the joke, you see Christopher is not an Indian name. It's a play on how Indian call centers operate in real life. Funny, yes? No? Lazy?"

"We'll allow it this week but you and Impy better do better next time, Chris."

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING!! Week 4

Let me know if you want on/off the ping list.

Picks contest players get your picks in!

[Impy]

Teeman’s week 4 picks reposted

Denver
Arizona
Indianapolis
Cincinnati
Dallas
New Orleans
Minnesota
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Tennessee
Baltimore
Los Angeles Rams
Kansas City
Las Vegas
San Francisco
Green Bay

Pete Thursday Pick: Jets

[EEGator]

How is Bender?

[Impy]

He needs a heart pump but his lungs can’t handle it yet (pneumonia).

Big is posting updates from a friend of his

The last about 5 or 6 days ago

“Carey Canada with a short report. The new place Danny is in has him sitting up a little more than the hospital did. Sitting up is better for his lungs than lying down is. He said he stays in the chair until pain is too much.”

[EEGator]

Make sure he knows everyone here wishes he has a fast recovery.

[Enterprise]

Went from worst to first and back to the middle. The pressure is too great I tell ya! So hell with it, I'm going out on a limb this week. If I fall, please have BBG come visit me in ICU.

Broncos
Colts
Bengals
Cowboys
Lions
Steelers
Seahawks
Bucs
Ravens
Cardinals
Texans
Rams
Chiefs
Raiders
49ers
Packers

[RummyChick]

for those that follow european football:

Star Thiago who left Bayern to go to Liverpool has now tested postive for Covid

I have to wait on making my bets until right before the game these days.

Milan’s star Striker tested positive.

[ro_dreaming]

Week 1: 10-6
Week 2: 14-2
Week 3: 9-6
Week 4:
Week 5:
Week 6:
Week 7:
Week 8:
Week 9:
Week10:
Week11:
Week12:
Week13:
Week14:
Week15:
Week16:
Week17:

Total so far: 33 Correct - 14 Incorrect

[teeman8r]

You are on your way to greatness

[jdsteel]

Steelers aren’t playing...some Titans had Covid positives.

[octex]

Great graphic. Shows a lot of info. Don’t stop.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

New York Jets
Indianapolis
Cincinnati
Dallas
New Orleans
Tennessee
Miami
Tampa Bay
Washington
Carolina
Minnesota
Los Angeles Rams
Kansas City
Las Vegas
San Francisco
Atlanta

[campaignPete R-CT]

1) Belly, the weather has changed. it’s time for a sweater.

2) Bears are 3-0 and headed for 8-0 first half. Time for the fans to remove the brown bags.

3) bring a few of the other characters back. Anybody.

4) #boycottNFL

[Red Badger]

Denver

Indianapolis

Cincinnati

Dallas

New Orleans

Pittsburgh

Seattle

Tampa Bay

Baltimore

Carolina

Minnesota

Los Angeles Rams

Kansas City

Buffalo

San Francisco

Green Bay

[Red Badger]

Cletus, some of your picks defy logic. Do you have an inside scoop?...............I mean, if the Jets were playing themselves, they would lose..................

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Just SWAGin it for now.
Only following the [pork]Loins.
Since the NFL chooses to insult me and continuously tell me my life doesn’t matter to them, I really don’t give a rat-sass.
But, I can’t deny my heart for Detroit teams*.
For this week, I picked home teams except for NFC-Central.
Why?
Meh...why not.

* secretly hoping the Pissed-ons will grab Doc Rivers for their staff or HeadC.

[Red Badger]

Just like me. I pick Dallas even when I know damn well there ain’t no way..................

[jmaroneps37]

So nice to see the two thug league teams from NYC lost BIGLY.

[Phlap]