Posted on 09/21/2020 9:58:35 AM PDT by Gamecock
KISSIMMEE, FL—Joe Biden was taken out of the cooler in his campaign bus to give a speech at a campaign stop today, but oops! He forgot to put on clothes.
No worries for the Biden campaign, though. The media quickly praised his "regal" and "elegant" outfit, calling it "majestic" and "presidential."
"Look at that perfect business suit he's wearing -- looks like real presidential material to me!" said one CNN reporter before going off to write a puff piece on Kamala Harris' shoes.
"He's quite a dresser -- really knows how to wear that stylish and elegant suit well," whispered an MSNBC reporter. "Well done, Joe. Well done indeed."
But one young boy who wandered into the campaign event, thinking it to be a fun clown show, took one look at Biden and shouted, "Hey, he's not wearing any clothes!"
The other journalists all turned and looked at him, shocked at his gaslighting.
"Get him!" they cried. But, instead of tackling him, they observed social distancing guidelines and simply went after his old tweets.
Do I really need to put satire in the title?
Satire?
We had a loved one with dementia who, for a time, would try to strip in public.
Biden truly has nobody loves him. Not one a single soul.
Looks like he has boobies.
Hey, he had a mask on, so everything is cool.
The Bee is just killing it!
Whoever has been writing for them for the last year or so is just a genius.
For all the MSM sluggards praising Joe’s fashion style....does he dress left or right?
The material almost writes itself.
How many FReepers have forgotten the stories about Biden swimming nude in the pool available to him...making the Secret Service VERY uncomfortable???
How many FReepers have forgotten the stories about Biden swimming nude in the pool available to him...making the Secret Service VERY uncomfortable?
You left out that the nude swimming was in front of the female agents.
DANG!
Agreed.
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