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This cake 'shield' helps you blow out birthday candles without getting germs on the cake
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| Sep 8, 2020
| Zee Krstic
Posted on 09/08/2020 11:12:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Or one could just use the other end to blow out the candles. Flare up should be much.
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
To: nickcarraway
Just don't have candles. Why do we have candles? Someone made some big bucks off them.
How old am I??
I'd have to have the fire department on standby....
To: nickcarraway
SO many people just go too far without even realizing it. We’re converting over to being hyper-germophobes.
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posted on
09/08/2020 11:19:02 PM PDT
by
AlmaKing
To: nickcarraway
The original was created by Adrian Monk for Captain Stottlemeier’s birthday party.
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posted on
09/08/2020 11:27:58 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: nickcarraway
It’s really come to this? Scotty, beam me up!!!
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posted on
09/08/2020 11:28:59 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: nickcarraway
I have thought about this long before COVID. I have passed on the cake at “office” gatherings.
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posted on
09/08/2020 11:34:48 PM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(These aren't my pants!)
To: mad_as_he$$
then you got issues :-) unless you have a very debilitating illness. The debilitating illness sounds like germaphobia.
As for this pandemic, quite a pandemic.
what is it now September and I have 42 first cousins 20 aunts and uncles a bunch of friends and including all of the people they know, no one has had this horrifying virus that makes some of you shriek in terror.
that makes hundreds and hundreds of people and I live in ground zero New York City which terrifies most of you.
The average age of covid death out here I think is 107.
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posted on
09/08/2020 11:46:44 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE COVID GODFATHER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!)
To: reg45
To: dp0622
Maybe they just didn’t tell you who died?
To: nickcarraway
Nah, they keep showing up for their birthday parties. ;-)
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posted on
09/09/2020 12:25:30 AM PDT
by
FoxInSocks
("Hope is not a course of action." -- M. O'Neal, USMC)
To: AlmaKing
“We’re converting over to being hyper-germophobes”
Maybe... but since early teen-hood, I’ve never ate spewed upon birthday cake.
And if you’ve ever trekked long distances with me, you would know I’m definitely not afflicted with germophobia.
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posted on
09/09/2020 2:45:23 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too mant Fay fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: nickcarraway
Do they come pre-inscribed with the message, “Happy Birthday Karen!”?
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posted on
09/09/2020 2:48:38 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: FoxInSocks
Sometimes I go to the funerals of various rapscallions I have known, just to make sure...
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posted on
09/09/2020 2:49:56 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too mant Fay fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/09/2020 2:53:41 AM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: nickcarraway
Could also put Christmas light candles on the cake and switch them off instead of blowing them out. /s
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posted on
09/09/2020 2:54:28 AM PDT
by
duckman
( Not tired of winning!)
To: nickcarraway
And with the impending helium shortage, we should go back to using hydrogen-filled balloons. Add an element of suspense to the birthday song / candle blowing ceremony.
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posted on
09/09/2020 2:59:33 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: nickcarraway
Sick of these complete and total lefty surrender monkies.
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posted on
09/09/2020 3:14:11 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: nickcarraway
Just wave a paper plate over the candles....that’s what we do!
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posted on
09/09/2020 3:14:56 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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