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Gracious Trump Suggests Delaying Election Until Dems Find A Candidate Who Can Form Coherent Sentences
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/31/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/31/2020 4:58:41 PM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump, always desiring to be gracious and fair, suggested delaying the election yesterday until the Dems can find a candidate who can form complete, coherent sentences.

"Look, I want this to be fair," Trump said. "Why don't we push this thing off six months or so? That will give the Dems plenty of time to try to find someone who can go toe to toe with me. It won't be easy. There aren't many. But I'm sure they can find a worthy opponent for me to beat."

Trump was praised for the graciousness and compassion of the move.

"I disagree with Trump on everything, but this was really nice of him," said a DNC spokesperson. "We're going back to the drawing board and trying to find someone who can talk and think and all those qualities you really want in a leader."

The Democrats did manage to locate a few candidates who can string sentences together, but sadly they were all accused of sexual assault, so Trump agreed to give them another six months.


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidementia; humor; satire
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To: Disambiguator

: ) Nice. Thanks very much.


21 posted on 07/31/2020 9:02:00 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: BipolarBob

lol


22 posted on 07/31/2020 9:53:50 PM PDT by blondiegoodbadugly (Thank you President Trump! Please KAG!)
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To: BipolarBob

Hey joe ! Where are ya ??


23 posted on 07/31/2020 9:56:17 PM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guv-mint you get is the Trump winning express ! Yea haw ! Trump pence II!)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Actually pretty funny....


24 posted on 08/01/2020 3:51:37 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: BipolarBob

In fact-the only reason Biden has masked his ineptitude THIS long, is because politicians (mostly Democrats) have NEVER been able to express themselves coherently and factually.

When any of them ‘finish’ a statement, I always stand there scratching my head...’What did he/she just SAY?’

Actually-all Liberals are like that. My boss sends me e mails that I have to read 4 or 5 times...and even THEN it’s not always clear. He’s a Liberal too.


25 posted on 08/04/2020 8:38:09 AM PDT by SMARTY (Freedom from effort in the present means effort has been stored up, in the past. T Roosevelt)
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