SATIRE HAMILTON, OH: TIRED MORGUE WORKER CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP

https://the-dailystar.com/ ^ | July 23, 2020 | Janice Ellsworth

[Beowulf9]

An employee of a Hamilton, Ohio funeral home and cremation service died yesterday, after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers.

[Beowulf9]

[madison10]

Wow, I thought this was the Babylon Bee. Yikes!

[HIDEK6]

I don’t care who y’are, that’s FUNNY!

[Bishop_Malachi]

Something sounds really fishy here. Accidentally? C’mon.

[lightman]

Any “history” between the napper and the zapper?

Smells like “accidentally on purpose”.

[doorgunner69]

Someone tried to fix an awkward situation?

[tinyowl]

I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.

[madison10]

New employes, forgot to check the toe tag. Put that down to one place to NEVER take a nap.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired”

That brings back a memory I haven’t thought of in probably 65 years. When I was 4 or 5, I first heard about “getting fired” and I was deathly afraid of my Dad getting fired (burned to ashes).

[Zathras]

Was it marked as death by Covid19?

[ConservativeMind]

This is horrific!

That person was so tired he didn’t wake up from gentle moving. Not unlike that of children when you carry them to bed.

[DeFault User]

Now that I think about it, I’m glad I snore.

[PghBaldy]

Scroll down the page at the link. It says: "Disclaimer: This is satire."

[Henchster]

At the bottom of the article it says:

Disclaimer: This is satire.

[jocon307]

THANK GOODNESS!

[BenLurkin]

More like the old Weekly World News publication.

[dp0622]

If you’re a d### it’s funny :-)

Maybe one day someone in your family or one of your close friends will die due to a tragic mistake and you’ll die laughing :-)

Here’s hoping you get to laugh hard again :-)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yeah, personally do not buy it.

The body is not just shoved in on a stretcher. It is usually placed in a burnable container.

So unless this kid was sleeping in a cardboard box that was on a trolley and was a really sound sleeper I am thinking murder.

[Mr. Rabbit]

I found another one with Bessemer, AL and the same picture. It’s a hoax.

[doorgunner69]

Of course!!!