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SATIRE HAMILTON, OH: TIRED MORGUE WORKER CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP
https://the-dailystar.com/ ^ | July 23, 2020 | Janice Ellsworth

Posted on 07/25/2020 8:56:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9

An employee of a Hamilton, Ohio funeral home and cremation service died yesterday, after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers.

(Excerpt) Read more at the-dailystar.com ...


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KEYWORDS: cremation; fake; funeral; hoax; morgue; ohio; satire
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1 posted on 07/25/2020 8:56:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

Wow, I thought this was the Babylon Bee. Yikes!


2 posted on 07/25/2020 8:57:21 PM PDT by madison10
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To: Beowulf9

I don’t care who y’are, that’s FUNNY!


3 posted on 07/25/2020 8:57:51 PM PDT by HIDEK6 ( God bless Donald Trump.)
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To: madison10

Something sounds really fishy here. Accidentally? C’mon.


4 posted on 07/25/2020 8:58:33 PM PDT by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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To: Beowulf9

Any “history” between the napper and the zapper?

Smells like “accidentally on purpose”.


5 posted on 07/25/2020 8:59:45 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: Bishop_Malachi

Someone tried to fix an awkward situation?


6 posted on 07/25/2020 8:59:56 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
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To: Beowulf9

I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.


7 posted on 07/25/2020 9:00:02 PM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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To: Bishop_Malachi

New employes, forgot to check the toe tag. Put that down to one place to NEVER take a nap.


8 posted on 07/25/2020 9:00:06 PM PDT by madison10
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To: tinyowl

“if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired”

That brings back a memory I haven’t thought of in probably 65 years. When I was 4 or 5, I first heard about “getting fired” and I was deathly afraid of my Dad getting fired (burned to ashes).


9 posted on 07/25/2020 9:02:44 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Beowulf9

Was it marked as death by Covid19?


10 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:05 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Beowulf9

This is horrific!

That person was so tired he didn’t wake up from gentle moving. Not unlike that of children when you carry them to bed.


11 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:07 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Beowulf9

Now that I think about it, I’m glad I snore.


12 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:13 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Beowulf9
Scroll down the page at the link. It says: "Disclaimer: This is satire."
13 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:14 PM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: madison10
At the bottom of the article it says:

Disclaimer: This is satire.

14 posted on 07/25/2020 9:03:47 PM PDT by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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To: PghBaldy

THANK GOODNESS!


15 posted on 07/25/2020 9:04:27 PM PDT by jocon307 (Dem party delenda est!)
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To: madison10

More like the old Weekly World News publication.


16 posted on 07/25/2020 9:05:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: HIDEK6

If you’re a d### it’s funny :-)

Maybe one day someone in your family or one of your close friends will die due to a tragic mistake and you’ll die laughing :-)

Here’s hoping you get to laugh hard again :-)


17 posted on 07/25/2020 9:05:09 PM PDT by dp0622 (Trump!!)
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To: Bishop_Malachi
Yeah, personally do not buy it.

The body is not just shoved in on a stretcher. It is usually placed in a burnable container.

So unless this kid was sleeping in a cardboard box that was on a trolley and was a really sound sleeper I am thinking murder.

18 posted on 07/25/2020 9:05:16 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
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To: Beowulf9

I found another one with Bessemer, AL and the same picture. It’s a hoax.


19 posted on 07/25/2020 9:05:34 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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To: Zathras

Of course!!!


20 posted on 07/25/2020 9:05:44 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
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