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With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters
Babylon Bee ^
| June 23rd, 2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 06/24/2020 11:20:37 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
U.S.—With more and more statues across the country being pulled down, pigeons are being forced to redirect their payloads to different targets.
As soon as statues are pulled down, the pigeons turn toward the nearest available target: angry rioters.
"Yes! Down with racism--AHHHHH!!!!" screamed one rioter just after pulling down a statue of Christopher Columbus. The pigeons immediately turned on him, with a squadron of the birds divebombing him to unload hundreds of pounds worth of excrement. "Run!!!"
Rioters frantically tried to put the statues back up as they were attacked by the feral flocks. "Put Christopher back! Quick!" cried one Antifa group as thy were swarmed by a whole fleet of pigeon bombers. But try as they might, their weak liberal arms could not lift the statue and they were forced to flee the scene.
TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: antifa; funny; rioters; satire
This is funny.
To: Forgiven_Sinner
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posted on
06/24/2020 11:21:23 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Great Things Never Come from Comfort Zones)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Good for the pigeons! More!
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posted on
06/24/2020 11:23:23 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: Forgiven_Sinner; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
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posted on
06/24/2020 11:34:42 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
To: Forgiven_Sinner; Daffynition
Score another for the Bee.
Were they dapper pigeons?
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posted on
06/24/2020 11:48:52 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
To: Forgiven_Sinner
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posted on
06/24/2020 12:15:55 PM PDT
by
Dick Bachert
(THE DEEP STATE HATES YOU!)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
This is my favorite article today. Nothing will come close.
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posted on
06/24/2020 12:16:44 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Forgiven_Sinner
What was the movie with a giant pigeon statue that had naked people pooping on it? The folks fluttered off into the air afterward.
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posted on
06/24/2020 12:20:53 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
To: Nateman
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posted on
06/24/2020 12:23:28 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
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posted on
06/24/2020 12:26:20 PM PDT
by
gattaca
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
but the Rioters wouldn’t notice ,LOL
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Best headline of the day.
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posted on
06/24/2020 1:10:15 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Just when you think all is lost...
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posted on
06/24/2020 1:26:19 PM PDT
by
gogeo
(It isn't just time to open America up again: It's time to be America again.)
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