1 posted on
06/15/2020 1:00:56 PM PDT by
Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
I hate it when that happens.
Oh wait - it was my ex-wife and it was my wallet I was looking for.
2 posted on
06/15/2020 1:01:43 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: Gamecock
Pretty dumb to be looking for a Frisbee in alligator waters.
Frisbees don’t cost that much.
3 posted on
06/15/2020 1:02:36 PM PDT by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents|Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Gamecock
We tried to tell him “DO NOT Tie that piece of liver to your face” but would he listen? Oh no!”
4 posted on
06/15/2020 1:03:10 PM PDT by
Bob434
To: Gamecock
Local wildlife officials are searching for an alligator that bit a man directly in the face. >
Why? Leave the poor thing alone. The guy was being stupid.
To: Gamecock
Looking for Frisbees at 5 a.m. Uh-huh.
To: Gamecock
Is ‘Tampa Bay Man’ a special variant of ‘Florida Man’, or is that just reserved for those not actually committing crimes while doing questionable things?
8 posted on
06/15/2020 1:05:37 PM PDT by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: Gamecock
Is it even light at 5 a.m. in Flordia this time of year?
To: Gamecock
It didn’t say if he found his frisbee or not.
To: Gamecock
Guy was in a Fresh water central Fl pond(home to gators,Duhhh) at 5AM looking for his Frisbee
Guy was in a fresh water pond looking for a frigen brain, which he lost a long time B 4 this incident.
Hes an idiot and doesnt deserve an ounce of notoriety
To: Gamecock
The Gator figured this was the meat dinner he just ordered from GrubHub. Last text said: “Good News! You Meal is on it’s way!”
To: Gamecock
14 posted on
06/15/2020 1:07:08 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Gamecock
Usually it’s the Florida Man doing the face biting, not the other way around.
20 posted on
06/15/2020 1:11:25 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(ISAIAH 5:20)
To: Gamecock
Gore reported the allegator bite. Great name.
21 posted on
06/15/2020 1:11:48 PM PDT by
Mouton
(The media is the enemy of the people.)
To: Gamecock
Every body of water in Florida that is larger than a mud puddle has alligators in it. When we took a tour of Kennedy Space Center years ago, there were hundreds of alligators in every drainage ditch, even just a few feet from the edge of the visitor center parking lot.
Listing alligators as an endangered species had a lot to do with the current overpopulation.
23 posted on
06/15/2020 1:15:53 PM PDT by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: Gamecock
A hand? Coulda been worse, Mr. Gator could have gone in for a Schlong bite...
24 posted on
06/15/2020 1:18:00 PM PDT by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: Gamecock
DID HE FIND HIS FRISBEE?..................
25 posted on
06/15/2020 1:18:33 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Always trust God............but wash your hands......................)
To: Gamecock
There is something fishy about searching for a Frisbee at 0500 in an alligator pit.
28 posted on
06/15/2020 1:23:04 PM PDT by
NautiNurse
(Don't be a pinhead.)
To: Gamecock
Even the gators are getting into the whole riot thing. Hey, that would make for a good, schlocky SyFy Channel movie: Antifagator. You ain’t mean if you ain’t green.
31 posted on
06/15/2020 1:31:38 PM PDT by
Viking2002
("If a really stupid person becomes senile......how can you tell?" - George Carlin)
To: Gamecock
No native Floridian GOES INTO A LAKE in June or period unless its spring fed.
Another dumb Yankee invader .
33 posted on
06/15/2020 1:38:20 PM PDT by
ncalburt
(Gop DC Globaliist)
To: Gamecock
The dude was sure the alligator had his frisbee. They were playing catch just yesterday.
34 posted on
06/15/2020 1:55:16 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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