Posted on 06/06/2020 1:49:34 PM PDT by Teotwawki
The FBI believes a Virginia man accidentally amputated his own hand while making an explosive device that may have been designed with the aim to kill 'hot cheerleaders'.
Cole Carini, 23, of Richlands, arrived at the Clinch Valley Medical Center on June 2 with a missing hand and shrael wounds on his neck and throat. Several fingers on his other hand were also missing. He claimed the injuries were the result of a lawn mowing accident.
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I read the article. Looks like he was only charged with lying to the FBI.
Did they read him his rights?
Sick suspect is seriously sad stuff.
I think maybe this was Yeshua’s way of stopping his insane plan to blow up hot cheerleaders.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Florida Man’s got competition!
It’s nice the cheerleaders are safer, but at what cost for this lunatic. Too bad he didn’t nueter himself. Then he could have said he was keep the gene pool clean. 23 years old, now the rest of his life what’s he going to say when someone ask “how did you lose your hands?”
I don’t understand. No matter how ugly or socially awkward he is, getting a prostitute is a better option than bombing cheerleaders.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I think a lot of TV writers must have been turned down by hot cheerleaders. They are almost uniformly shown in a bad light. Same for Prom queens.
Look Mom, no hands!
or
Great work, let’s give him a hand!
I certainly can’t be the only one asking themselves where all this mental illness is coming from.
When I was in high school in the 60s our cheerleaders were not just hot, they were hot, hot, hot. As far as I could tell they were also nice girls.
A few months ago, a local TV station was interviewing the cheerleaders of a school not too far away. There was not a pretty girl in the bunch.
What is going on? There are sill plenty of pretty girls around. I see them all the time.
https://besttrumpmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/dem-cheerleading-meme.mp4?_=1
Well, now he won’t get hair on his palm.
The jokes sort of write themselves. They have too since he no hands!
Involuntary Celibate Effeminate
, The reason they are celibate is because of their toxic feminity which women flee like the plague.
Once again, a term that has been adopted as a consensus that caricatures the person.
Or he needs to get really good at yoga.
Not gonna get a girlfriend acting like that!
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