The jokes sort of write themselves. They have too since he no hands!
Well, he won’t be taking the situation in hand no how, no mo’.
But wait, there’s hope! Esquire mag once ran an article on how to achieve male orgasm by sheer mental exertion alone. Start with being stuck in the middle seat on an eleven hour flight, close your eyes and play back the memory of every Playboy you ever read, will yourself a woodie, and concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. When your seatmates get up & flee in disgust, you know success is yours.
Or do like Fred Imus’ brother Fred once said about his donkeys getting it off inside the bed of his pickup truck. “They know they don’t have hands, and they know exactly where & how to rub up”.
I mean, incels do wot they gotta do.