Police department reminds residents to wear pants while checking mailbox

KOAA News ^ | 14 April 20 | WMAR STAFF

[Bruiser 10]

Taneytown (Maryland) Police are reminding residents to wear pants when checking their mailbox.

In a Facebook post, police said "please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox."

Police also stated "You know who you are. This is your final warning."

[eyeamok]

Sounds more like a CONFESSION on behalf of the POLICE, and that the POLICE are PEEPING TOMS and SPYING on Peop[le for SEXUAL GRATIFICATION.

And that is a SERIOUS SEX CRIME, the POLICE all belong on Megans List!!!, after this PUBLIC CONFESSION!!!

[Spktyr]

Chances are pretty good that they would be watching in horror. The people who parade about naked are almost always the people nobody wants to see parading about naked.

[Manly Warrior]

Ya think everyone checks the police FB account? This is laughable.

[njslim]

Yes, but was he going “Commando” ……!

[ronniesgal]

hahaha!!!
I’m sure the perp was in a mask and gloves tho.

[woodbutcher1963]

Not to be a wet blanket, but my wife’s former mother in law used to do this when she had dementia prior to passing away. Once she went to the grocery store without any pants or under ware on.

[Vermont Lt]

Or the Cops could just knock on their door and not sound like the Gestapo.

People are so friggin dramatic these days.

[Tennessee Nana]

who offender is a man ???

maybe a woman goes out to the mailbox in her Victoria Secrets...

(if she was in shape they wouldn’t be complaining)

[mylife]

Bob Cobb?

[Mr. Jeeves]

Exemption for aged 18+, attractive Females!

But the number of those committing this type of horrible crime is statistically insignificant. The ones who do commit it probably deserve to be charged with felony attempted injury to the eyes. :)

[mumblypeg]

Oops. They caught me.

[wally_bert]

Wally’s stealth clothes?

It was a Dilbert strip.

You can guess the result.

[PBRCat]

The same rule ought to apply to Zoom meetings.

[MikelTackNailer]

"The mail's here! That means..."

"It's Hammer Time!"

[Mrs. Don-o]

And kilts! This is blatant anti-Celtic bigotry or my name isn’t Mrs. Aoife O’Don-o.

[dforest]

I get my mail without my pants but I do wear goggles and foot covers. Does that count for anything?

[Maelstrom]

OH...in Maryland.

Buncha damned fascists in Maryland.

[nuke_road_warrior]

But you honor, clothing stores aren’t considered essential.

[Deplorable American1776]

Guess it isn’t at a NATURIST RESORT...

[4yearlurker]

I'm in my 60s and married and have always liked women! But strip joints was just not my thing. I went to a few back in the 1970s with guys I worked with and they blew a lot of their paychecks in those places.