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Police department reminds residents to wear pants while checking mailbox
KOAA News ^ | 14 April 20 | WMAR STAFF

Posted on 04/15/2020 6:09:09 AM PDT by Bruiser 10

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To: 4yearlurker

Just that G-strings don’t have a back.
They are butt-floss.


61 posted on 04/15/2020 9:40:16 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous)
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To: Bruiser 10

A guy flashes a Jewish woman and she asks you call that a lining.


62 posted on 04/15/2020 10:28:21 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Best “Freak State” story of the year to date!


63 posted on 04/15/2020 12:37:58 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (He's a fake whistleblower. And, frankly, somebody ought to sue his ass off. --D.J.Trump)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
But I was wearing a mask.


64 posted on 04/15/2020 2:22:27 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: Buckeye McFrog

But dude, you gotta wear more than just a mask when you go out! I hope you at least had shoes on as well.


65 posted on 04/15/2020 2:41:43 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Wu Flu! (when I feel heavy metal) Wu Flu! (when I'm pins and I'm needles) Wu Flu!)
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Total coronavirus Maryland "Freak State" PING! and DANG!
66 posted on 04/15/2020 5:03:29 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Wu Flu! (when I feel heavy metal) Wu Flu! (when I'm pins and I'm needles) Wu Flu!)
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To: Bruiser 10

I haven’t lived in Maryland for 25 years, but I’d have rocked out with my, um, well you know what out. Now, I’d probably scare the local alligators out of the water. Gravity is a bitch. LOL


67 posted on 04/15/2020 6:25:46 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Why should I walk into the great unknown, when I can sit here, and throw my bones?)
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To: Bruiser 10

Pants schmants.


68 posted on 04/15/2020 6:31:02 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Bruiser 10

Uh oh. Could be my cousin, or 1 of his many 10 kids. Or, my BIL’s son or kids.


69 posted on 04/15/2020 6:55:03 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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To: mylife

Maestro.


70 posted on 04/15/2020 6:56:42 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Everyone keeps reminding me of this.

Starting to wonder why.

/I’ll not wear pants if I want to

:D


71 posted on 04/15/2020 7:58:54 PM PDT by Salamander (Living On The Ledge....)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

"But I was wearing a mask..."


Where?

72 posted on 04/15/2020 8:06:47 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Bruiser 10

We once had a neighbor who’d wear nothing but her underpants.


73 posted on 04/15/2020 9:18:47 PM PDT by bgill (Idiots. CDC site doesn't recommend wearing a mask to protect from COVID-19)
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To: Bruiser 10

LOL. Didn’t some of the DemoncRAT Governors deem that clothing was not an essential item????

Wasn’t that why Walmart taped off the non-grocery items??

It would be hilarious, if it was not so maddening.


74 posted on 04/16/2020 12:51:08 AM PDT by greeneyes ( Moderation In Pursuit of Justice is NO Virtue--LET FREEDOM RING)
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To: Salamander

I certainly don’t mind if YOU don’t wear pants to the mailbox, but if you were a fat, old dude, OTOH . . .


75 posted on 04/16/2020 2:39:01 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Wu Flu! (when I feel heavy metal) Wu Flu! (when I'm pins and I'm needles) Wu Flu!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOL!

[only God knows what’s hiding under my really long extra large comfy tees]


76 posted on 04/16/2020 3:09:29 AM PDT by Salamander (Living On The Ledge....)
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To: Salamander

I doubt that it’s bad, whatever it is. :-D


77 posted on 04/16/2020 3:23:02 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Wu Flu! (when I feel heavy metal) Wu Flu! (when I'm pins and I'm needles) Wu Flu!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

....could be knives

:D


78 posted on 04/16/2020 3:24:41 AM PDT by Salamander (Living On The Ledge....)
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