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The Pumps Don't Work 'Cause the Vandals Took the Handles
freerepublic.com ^ | 4/4/20 | a little elbow grease

Posted on 04/04/2020 8:19:27 AM PDT by a little elbow grease

An American story posted in an effort to show how far the coronavirus insanity has traveled and how the character of our country is being reshaped ....

Hoops Removed at Legendary NYC Basketball Courts as a Coronavirus Precaution

by Angi Gonzalez Brooklyn

(snip) -- "The basketball court at Rucker Park in Harlem is considered hallowed ground for some of the greatest players in the game.

On Thursday, it was empty, which seemed surreal for people who live in the neighborhood.

Earlier in the day, the hoops at the Rucker Park court and at 79 other basketball courts across the city were removed at the order of Mayor de Blasio.

Most of the people who spoke with NY1 on Thursday about the decision were not pleased.

This was true even with the knowledge that the move was made in an effort to promote social distancing amid the spread of the coronavirus.

“I know we have something serious going on. We have a virus and it’s getting a lot of people sick, especially in NYC, but the kids need stuff, they need activities,” said one woman. “I can see that they are doing it for people’s safety and health, but I just think it’s unfair,” said a 17-year-old girl. On Wednesday, the Mayor announced his plan to remove the hoops. He said the courts selected for removal were chosen based on information from the NYPD and NYC Parks Department."

https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2020/03/27/hoops-removed-at-legendary-nyc-basketball-courts-as-a-coronavirus-precaution


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: basketball; courts; newyork; precautions
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.... before the taking of the handle

1 posted on 04/04/2020 8:19:27 AM PDT by a little elbow grease
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To: a little elbow grease

That’s ok ‘cuz Johnny’s in the basement, mixin’ up the medicine.
And I’m on the pavement, thinkin’ about the government.


2 posted on 04/04/2020 8:22:14 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: a little elbow grease

Brings back memories of good water...


3 posted on 04/04/2020 8:23:15 AM PDT by W. (Hey, beer!)
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To: a little elbow grease

Check out “Broad Street Pump” for the reference.


4 posted on 04/04/2020 8:23:58 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: a little elbow grease

No midnight bball?
Gonna be more shootin...


5 posted on 04/04/2020 8:24:27 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: a little elbow grease

https://youtu.be/MGxjIBEZvx0

Don’t want to be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don’t work
‘Cause the vandals took the handles


6 posted on 04/04/2020 8:26:45 AM PDT by hercuroc
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To: a little elbow grease
Always listen to your leaders,
...like in Illinois


7 posted on 04/04/2020 8:27:23 AM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: hercuroc

8 posted on 04/04/2020 8:27:49 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: All

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-issues-new-directive-telling-everyone-to-jump-off-a-bridge


9 posted on 04/04/2020 8:41:59 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Don't cough on your keyboard because everybodys virus protection may not be updated.)
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To: a little elbow grease

They can still work on their fancy dribble and passing moves, what’s the problem?


10 posted on 04/04/2020 8:42:03 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Epstein pulled a Carradine, the bozo.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Our school district and city announced last weekend they were removing basketball hoops along with locking tennis courts and tracks.


11 posted on 04/04/2020 8:42:37 AM PDT by tbw2
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To: tbw2
About three weeks ago in Redwood City, CA. ;>(


12 posted on 04/04/2020 8:48:01 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: tbw2
Our golf course in North Idaho instituted "COVID Rules" when it opened a couple weeks ago:
13 posted on 04/04/2020 8:51:58 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: a little elbow grease

Feral animals need basketball to make sure they don’t do stupid stuff like robbery and murder.

Good thing there’s Popeyes and KFC to fill in the void.


14 posted on 04/04/2020 9:00:47 AM PDT by max americana (Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy them crying)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Ball doesn't go in the hole (flag stick has a foam collar at the bottom) No ball washers Restrooms locked No rakes No containers of sand/seed for divots "Social distancing" at all times on the course and in carts No 19th hole No sitting on benches at the tees Basically, don't touch anything

Sounds Fun!
15 posted on 04/04/2020 9:13:31 AM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, ad that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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To: a little elbow grease

Is this line in the same song?

“Look out kid, they keep it all hid!”


16 posted on 04/04/2020 9:15:22 AM PDT by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

ISWYDT!
Well played!


17 posted on 04/04/2020 9:15:26 AM PDT by mumblypeg
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To: budj

The two guys in the middle are standing together too closely.


18 posted on 04/04/2020 9:15:56 AM PDT by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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To: a little elbow grease

Tom Thumb Blues:

You must pick one or the other, though neither of them are to be what they claim.


19 posted on 04/04/2020 9:19:53 AM PDT by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Played yesterday and it was fun. They had a collar inside the hole to keep the ball from dropping. Don’t tell anyone I fist bumped a guy at the end.


20 posted on 04/04/2020 9:23:24 AM PDT by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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