Played yesterday and it was fun. They had a collar inside the hole to keep the ball from dropping. Don’t tell anyone I fist bumped a guy at the end.
What? They didn’t have constables on the course looking for illegal fist-bumps?
You heathen! You apostate! You heretic! You are commanded by your state's petty tyrant not to appreciate science, but to unconditionally worship "the experts"!
As your penance, go have yourself whipped (by someone using a whip attached to a six-foot pole, of course ... It's "for your own good" doncha know!)
No ball washers???
Don’t they know that can lead to fungal infections?