Only really old squares say 'prattle'.
This is science.
Posted on 04/02/2020 4:11:49 AM PDT by impimp
It’s just the flu, bro.
Today I am presenting new science that I developed that will improve the situation we are in with this Coronavirus. My qualifications to speak on epidemiological matters are listed below: 1, Flubros member for 13 days 2. I am smart and creative and read the internet
Herd immunity holds that when approximately 60% of a population gets a virus then the other 40% are way less likely to get it because there are fewer potential transmitters of the disease around.
Therefore, I introduce the new science concept of encouraging healthiness-differentiated social distancing - or HSD.
The public policy this new science points to is clear - only the sick, unhealthy, immune-compromised and old should be encouraged to social distance until The end of April. Everyone else (the young and healthy) should do more socializing and touching than they would normally do.
What is the effect of this? The largely asymptomatic healthy people get removed as potential vectors for the disease during the month of April. They would get exposed and go through a period of being communicable, but they would be socially distant from the vulnerable. Then, after the period of being contagious is over, they begin to socialize with the vulnerable.
This also “flattens the curve” as the healthy won’t be going to the doctor. This keeps the economy going.
The most important benefit is that it prevents the likelihood of a second outbreak like China is having. Undifferentiated social distancing (opposite of what I want) keeps the vulnerable continually at risk for infection. This is what China is doing and this is what we are doing.
A Parks and Rec employee kicked us out of the park saying it was closed for gatherings such as ours and only open to walkers and bicyclists........We even had maximum social distancing of at least 20 feet between us.........
Now that we have incredibly low gas prices, there's no where left to go........
milf.....milf....milf!
Only really old squares say 'prattle'.
This is science.
Shoulda rat-packed him. You had him five to one.
#Yogi
We thought about that but considering our ages, he easily could have out ran us........
“only open to walkers and bicyclists”
Dude, just invent a new sport!
Bike Tee Ball
Set up the softball on the tee.
Pedal by and give it a whack.
Sort of like a half-arsed Polo match.
Do it with Unicycles and you got Water Polo in tbe dirt!
/s
He could never report that out of embarrassment.
Went to a local park in Warren with 5 other guys to hit softballs yesterday
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How did you get the ball to each other?
The longer we take to spread this to the healthy the worse off we will be. So, group hugs and handshakes are encouraged wherever HSD is implemented.
Wouldn't a national orgy be faster?
Tough times call for great sacrifice.
WOLVERINE!!!
Robot Chicken Star Wars "Emperor Escalator"
Warning: NSFW!!!! (for those of you still fortunate enough to have a job)
So this thread only allows fluboi posts?
One guy pitches, one guy hits and the other 4 shag the flies......
More science.
Last night I chastised and laughed at my 27 year old son for using the word 'hurtful' in a sentence.
The gayness has come into my very home.
p.s. I live with him, he don't live with me.
If you take my meaning.
Flubros and Flubras May post today...but it is exciting that non Flubros get to read the OP and the entire thread and learn science that can help people. The thread was opened up for reading-only so that science may be disseminated faster.
Yes.
And stop misgendering us. It's 'flubro', bro.
How hurtful.
I’m heading back down to the park this afternoon in Midland to catch some more small mouth. Got 5 earlier this week in about an hour. Couple of 16-inch fighters in the bunch.
Interesting note for my locale:
Went out Monday to go fishing and did not notice any “welfare stops” by the local police. Same thing yesterday when I went to the hardware store (givin props to the mom&pops!).
In both trips, I noted that traffic (number of vehicles on the road) were “normal”. I was expecting less traffic.
But, just like hydroxychloroquine, the Fearpers will claim “anecdotal evidence! we’re gonna die if you go outside!”
I’ll repeat that with emphasis:
“WE’re gonna die if YOU go outside!”
Fearpers...what DON’T they know?
Party on flubros.
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