"Nipple guards and anti-chafing tape are actually things you can buy"
(giggle, giggle)
Posted on 04/01/2020 4:42:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Andrew Cuomo looks like he’s ready for action - at a Jersey Shore night club.
The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.
Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomo’s official white polo - but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.
“Of course not, sorry Internet,” senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.
The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the gov’s daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his “State of Emergency” shirt.
“Is it just me or is Cuomo’s nipple totally pierced?,” read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.
“There’s definitely something going on under there,” one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings “the single greatest discovery by humanity.”
Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chaffing, or that they are unusually shaped.
Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
WWSMS? (What would St. Mario Say?)
I hope they bring back Sandra Lee’s tv show. She gave up a lot for him. JMHO
Quick, someone post the whiny blonde guy “leave Brittany alone” meme replaced with “Andy”
U.S.S.A. - Commanders of the United Socialist States of America lock down all of the citizens of their states, hold entire republic HOSTAGE.
Occasionally (not always) the camera captures EVIL...the psychopath’s coldness...the no compassion face. When that slips by go to the words (lies or antagonisms..”bitter clingers”...now that face didn’t slip by you I hope). When both slip by go to the deeds. Sometimes they all slip by and YOU’RE raped or dead. The face is sometimes more revealing than other times...Manson, Khomeini, etc., etc.
“Right-to-life, pro-assault weapons, anti-gay — if that’s who they are, they have no place in the state of New York because that’s not who New Yorkers are,” he continued.
https://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/andrew-cuomo-new-york-conservative-place/2014/01/18/id/547828/
From virtue signaling to violence signaling...it’s just a shot away...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os
“his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water”
They do that at wet tee shirt contests, too, to better expose well ... you know. It might work for Cuomo if he’s advertising something.
He looks “Twisted.”
Very good eye BUMP!
he probably has a girdle on.
His ex girlfriend used to have a matching set....
WTH is with the freaky split fat roll on the belly? There’s some weirdness going on under that shirt...very odd
It looks like he crossed bandaids over them to protect from chafing. Or maybe he didn’t want the nips to stick out and call attention to themselves. Big fail.
Nipple guards and anti-chafing tape are actually things you can buy, I just found out. Some of the anti-chafing products are for people, and some are for sailboats. Maybe he bought the wrong kind. Maybe humans and sailboats have a common ancestor somewhere in prehistory.
Does his 7 round magazine limit still stand?
Man, there’s all kinds of weird stuff going on under that shirt. Lumps, bulges, rolls, you name it. Weird.
Could he have the piercing above his nipples? Looks like his nips are about an inch or 2 below the barbell or whatever it is.
You’d think the wifebeater would cover that sh!t up.
And is he smuggling 2 meatball subs under the shirt on his abs?
Heh...!
The good doctors said the spike in NY was do to LATE PLANNING.
Biden resigns his candidacy after Cuomo files for the race.
Vote for the gut in-sucker for Dem nominee.
The Demoncrap Convention promises to be interesting.
It looks like he crossed bandaids over them to protect from chafing. Or maybe he didn’t want the nips to stick out and call attention to themselves. Big fail.>>>>>>>>>>
Its the Obama/Clinton remedy against Covid 19.
Twist nipples hard every day and tape over.
Sends all the viruses running!
Andrew Cuomo ex Sandra Lee: Enough with ‘nonsense’ nipple piercing talk
“Lee, who would not comment on whether he has nipple rings,” https://pagesix.com/2020/04/01/andrew-cuomo-ex-sandra-lee-enough-with-nonsense-nipple-piercing-talk/
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