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Andrew Cuomo’s nipples take our minds off coronavirus
The NY Post ^ | March 31, 2020 | By Tamar Lapin and Bernadette Hogan

Posted on 04/01/2020 4:42:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer

Andrew Cuomo looks like he’s ready for action - at a Jersey Shore night club.

The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.

Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomo’s official white polo - but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.

“Of course not, sorry Internet,” senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.

The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the gov’s daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his “State of Emergency” shirt.

“Is it just me or is Cuomo’s nipple totally pierced?,” read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.

“There’s definitely something going on under there,” one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings “the single greatest discovery by humanity.”

Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chaffing, or that they are unusually shaped.

Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: china; cuomo; gross; nipples; virus
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To: Kozak

TMI,,,


21 posted on 04/01/2020 5:05:25 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (He Hath Not Given Us A Spirit Of Fear)
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To: Big Red Badger

Opps.
Should have cropped that a little.
Sorry.


22 posted on 04/01/2020 5:13:35 AM PDT by Kozak (DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
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To: Kozak
Oh geez!😎
23 posted on 04/01/2020 5:14:55 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

They are just super hard because he is so hot over all the misery people are enduring and the attention he is getting.


24 posted on 04/01/2020 5:17:35 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Bars not rings, but close enough.


25 posted on 04/01/2020 5:22:02 AM PDT by redangus
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To: RouxStir

They are just a little inflamed from all the MSM reporters he has been breastfeeding.

You win!


26 posted on 04/01/2020 5:23:41 AM PDT by Flick Lives (A liberal is someone who worries that somewhere, someone is enjoying life.)
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To: RouxStir

Oh, ewwww !


27 posted on 04/01/2020 5:23:59 AM PDT by Baldwin77 (They hated Reagan too ! TRUMP TOUGH - AMERICA STRONG)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I’ll bet he’s wearing Pasties.


28 posted on 04/01/2020 5:24:27 AM PDT by Rappini (Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I wonder what Joe will have to do to his body to compete with Mr. Nipples ?


29 posted on 04/01/2020 5:26:02 AM PDT by Baldwin77 (They hated Reagan too ! TRUMP TOUGH - AMERICA STRONG)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

They are tassles.


30 posted on 04/01/2020 5:27:49 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

T’was but mere moobs blowing in a chilly ill wind.


31 posted on 04/01/2020 5:28:14 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Leep

Wardrobe malfunction


32 posted on 04/01/2020 5:28:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

She?


33 posted on 04/01/2020 5:33:59 AM PDT by normbal (normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
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To: EvilCapitalist

“”” He has man breasts.””””””””

They are called MOOBS,Jim.


34 posted on 04/01/2020 5:48:50 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: normbal

You guys are too tough on Fredo the elder on the nipple ring issue. If he wants to be kinky, cut him a little slack.

He is an insufferable bore who likes to hear himself talk, with entitled childhood anecdotes better left unsaid. He comes across as a boring Fidel Castro. There in no cure for this. The nipple rings can come off; after a couple years he will move onto something else.


35 posted on 04/01/2020 5:49:48 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( Stop the fearmongering! Post flu statistics along side COVID-19 statistics!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Does not make the list of the top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
nipples I’ve ever thought of.

Nope, not even close.


36 posted on 04/01/2020 5:57:24 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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To: Candor7

He has the flabby gut sucked in too.


37 posted on 04/01/2020 5:59:24 AM PDT by albie
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

New York is a disaster under Andrew Cuomo. It was failing economically and now it leads in failing in its response to COVID-19.

Cuomo sucks by any measure.


38 posted on 04/01/2020 6:01:24 AM PDT by LeonardFMason (Lou Dobbs)
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To: Rappini

And his girlfriends panties.


39 posted on 04/01/2020 6:04:44 AM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Rappini

And his girlfriends panties.


40 posted on 04/01/2020 6:05:33 AM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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