Posted on 04/01/2020 4:42:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Andrew Cuomo looks like hes ready for action - at a Jersey Shore night club.
The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.
Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomos official white polo - but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.
Of course not, sorry Internet, senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.
The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the govs daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his State of Emergency shirt.
Is it just me or is Cuomos nipple totally pierced?, read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.
Theres definitely something going on under there, one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings the single greatest discovery by humanity.
Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chaffing, or that they are unusually shaped.
Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
This article is a sign from the Democrat Party that Cuomo will replace elder abused Slow Joe Biden in the continuing search for a candidate who can “Beat Trump!”
This piece is unfortunate in more ways than I can count.
Bit$h Tits!
Pure Nonsense.
They are just a little inflamed from all the MSM reporters he has been breastfeeding.
nipple piercings will sink him... let’s make sure of that
what the actual EFF was he thinking 1) when he got them and 2) when he wore them under a thin T-shirt?
Fredo’s brother needs to get to the gym. He doesn’t have pecs anymore. He has man breasts.
They are clamps so he can be extracted by helicopter at a moments notice.
Nipple Gate?
There is no doubt in my mind he got them and wore them for SOMEONE and she was watching him.
That should bring out the Demoncrap vote. Bill Clinton thinks so and approves of this message.
Pure Nonsense>>
Agreed.
but I like to wax a little jingoistic propaganda in reply to the avalanche we get every day from the jingoistic anti Trump MSM.
Game, set, and match!
Frankly, Fredo the Elder, has the look of Anthony Weiner. No?
He looks “Twisted.”
Maybe that’s where they attach the chains(?)
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