Skip to comments.
Andrew Cuomo’s nipples take our minds off coronavirus
The NY Post ^
| March 31, 2020
| By Tamar Lapin and Bernadette Hogan
Posted on 04/01/2020 4:42:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Andrew Cuomo looks like he’s ready for action - at a Jersey Shore night club.
The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.
Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomo’s official white polo - but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.
“Of course not, sorry Internet,” senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.
The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the gov’s daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his “State of Emergency” shirt.
“Is it just me or is Cuomo’s nipple totally pierced?,” read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.
“There’s definitely something going on under there,” one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings “the single greatest discovery by humanity.”
Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chaffing, or that they are unusually shaped.
Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: china; cuomo; gross; nipples; virus
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61 next last
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This article is a sign from the Democrat Party that Cuomo will replace elder abused Slow Joe Biden in the continuing search for a candidate who can “Beat Trump!”
2
posted on
04/01/2020 4:44:50 AM PDT
by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This piece is unfortunate in more ways than I can count.
3
posted on
04/01/2020 4:45:01 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
4
posted on
04/01/2020 4:45:25 AM PDT
by
RedMonqey
To: Oldeconomybuyer
NY Post's claim to fame:
5
posted on
04/01/2020 4:45:46 AM PDT
by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
To: Candor7
6
posted on
04/01/2020 4:47:03 AM PDT
by
Conserv
To: Oldeconomybuyer
They are just a little inflamed from all the MSM reporters he has been breastfeeding.
7
posted on
04/01/2020 4:47:40 AM PDT
by
RouxStir
(No peein' in the gene pool.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
nipple piercings will sink him... let’s make sure of that
what the actual EFF was he thinking 1) when he got them and 2) when he wore them under a thin T-shirt?
8
posted on
04/01/2020 4:48:29 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Fredo’s brother needs to get to the gym. He doesn’t have pecs anymore. He has man breasts.
9
posted on
04/01/2020 4:49:17 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
They are clamps so he can be extracted by helicopter at a moments notice.
10
posted on
04/01/2020 4:49:35 AM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: Oldeconomybuyer
12
posted on
04/01/2020 4:51:09 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Everyday is Trump Day!)
To: Mr. K
There is no doubt in my mind he got them and wore them for SOMEONE and she was watching him.
To: Kozak
That should bring out the Demoncrap vote. Bill Clinton thinks so and approves of this message.
14
posted on
04/01/2020 4:56:04 AM PDT
by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: Conserv
Pure Nonsense>>
Agreed.
but I like to wax a little jingoistic propaganda in reply to the avalanche we get every day from the jingoistic anti Trump MSM.
15
posted on
04/01/2020 4:57:59 AM PDT
by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: RouxStir
They are just a little inflamed from all the MSM reporters he has been breastfeeding. Game, set, and match!
16
posted on
04/01/2020 4:58:03 AM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: Zhang Fei
Resized to fit browser using HTML width="340":
17
posted on
04/01/2020 4:59:34 AM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
Frankly, Fredo the Elder, has the look of Anthony Weiner. No?
18
posted on
04/01/2020 5:01:16 AM PDT
by
healy61
To: Oldeconomybuyer
19
posted on
04/01/2020 5:03:27 AM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(He Hath Not Given Us A Spirit Of Fear)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Maybe that’s where they attach the chains(?)
20
posted on
04/01/2020 5:04:22 AM PDT
by
The Duke
(President Trump = America's Last, Best Chance)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
