Posted on 04/01/2020 4:42:21 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Andrew Cuomo looks like he’s ready for action - at a Jersey Shore night club.
The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.
Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomo’s official white polo - but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.
“Of course not, sorry Internet,” senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.
The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the gov’s daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his “State of Emergency” shirt.
“Is it just me or is Cuomo’s nipple totally pierced?,” read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.
“There’s definitely something going on under there,” one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings “the single greatest discovery by humanity.”
Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chaffing, or that they are unusually shaped.
Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.
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TMI,,,
Opps.
Should have cropped that a little.
Sorry.
They are just super hard because he is so hot over all the misery people are enduring and the attention he is getting.
Bars not rings, but close enough.
They are just a little inflamed from all the MSM reporters he has been breastfeeding.
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You win!
Oh, ewwww !
I’ll bet he’s wearing Pasties.
I wonder what Joe will have to do to his body to compete with Mr. Nipples ?
They are tassles.
T’was but mere moobs blowing in a chilly ill wind.
Wardrobe malfunction
She?
“”” He has man breasts.””””””””
They are called MOOBS,Jim.
You guys are too tough on Fredo the elder on the nipple ring issue. If he wants to be kinky, cut him a little slack.
He is an insufferable bore who likes to hear himself talk, with entitled childhood anecdotes better left unsaid. He comes across as a boring Fidel Castro. There in no cure for this. The nipple rings can come off; after a couple years he will move onto something else.
Does not make the list of the top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
nipples I’ve ever thought of.
Nope, not even close.
He has the flabby gut sucked in too.
New York is a disaster under Andrew Cuomo. It was failing economically and now it leads in failing in its response to COVID-19.
Cuomo sucks by any measure.
And his girlfriends panties.
And his girlfriends panties.
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