Some of the worst pain known to man.
Posted on 03/25/2020 12:49:54 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
CHINO, CA—Local man Barrett Hampton encountered a nasty 10-Matchbox-car pileup on his evening commute Monday.
He was making good time from his makeshift upstairs office to the living room when he had to put on the brakes, spotting the brutal car crash just ahead.
"Honey, I'm gonna be late -- there's a huge accident up ahead," he said, phoning his wife, who was sitting on the couch ten feet away. "Oh, man, it looks bad. A Hummer is dangling off a cliff, there's a jackknifed trailer attached to a Jeep, and there's some kind of dune buggy flipped over. What's with all the dune buggies out today? And... does that car up there have a mounted .50 caliber machine gun? I'd better try to get around this."
The man attempted to reroute himself around the accident but immediately stepped on a Lego.
I got few Hot Wheels, but mostly Matchbox. It all started when my aunt and uncle got me a bunch of them for my 9th birthday and I’ve been collecting them ever since.
> Stepping on a Lego is no joke.
However some ELSE stepping on a Lego is hilarious!
There was nothing more cool than the metallic green Hot Wheels Silhouette.
For unfortunate injury, forget cars & LEGOs ... it’s LAWN DARTS!
Where did they bury the survivors?
Some of the worst pain known to man.
That was my very first Hot Wheels car. Got it for a birthday present.
Obviously he’s having an affair. His girlfriend climbed through the upstairs bedroom window and he staged this totally fake Matchbox pileup to keep his wife downstairs.
They are NOT fun when stepped on without footwear!
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