1. Putting used toilet paper in the washing machine to be able to reuse it. Makes a mess.
2. Visiting shops early in the day and loitering near the empty shelves in the hope they will be restocked soon.
3. Using paper towels as a substitute. They clog up the pipes.
Backyard + hose.
> 3. Study your dogs’ behaviour. They get by without toilet paper quite well.
Dogs can lick their own bum. And LIKE it!
Go out in the back yard and hose off.
Hilarious!
Saw a post the other day from a wastewater guy. As far as he’s concerned, there is no such thing as a “flushable” wipe, they all just exist to clog pumps. You DO pay for that in the rates, it isn’t “free”.
There are pump action sprayers available that will easily double as a bidet if needed. Just don’t spray Roundup or Spectracide up your butt. That’s probably not a good thing to do.
Go through your sock drawer get all the ones that are worn,loose fit,have a hole or are just old. Get a matching number of plastic grocery bags. Put the bag on first like a glove then the sock. Wallah ! You get one more use out of an old sock.
For those who haven’t figured it out by now I’m joking.
4.shit less
A rag, soap and water.
Do NOT flush the wipes.
Granny rags.
The kid that I hired to clean the poop up in my yard got mad at me and quit. He finally found out that I don’t have a dog.
4. Visit rest rooms in local shopping malls, fast food places.
Wont work in New Mexico. Malls shut down. Fast food places only do takeout. Gonna be a problem with the abundance of spicy hot dishes hereabouts.
Malls are now closed in many places.
I'll just use the log book.
I just gave a guy 6 rolls of toilet paper with the instructions to NOT exchange them for cigarettes!!! He said he wouldn’t. He needs to quit smoking . . . #1 he can’t afford it, #2 he is not healthy.
3 words:
New York Times
Head shake.
What have we come to?
The zombies are not on the horizon. We will survive this. (I don’t live in a “city” but live in a small town.) We own farms and we will be here when this is over. Like we been in this county since since 1889.
I am in the process of remodeling the house at the farm, and will be moving there this summer. We don’t watch TV, and are simplifying our lives as much as possible.
That’s why God created corn cobs
