> 3. Study your dogs’ behaviour. They get by without toilet paper quite well.
Dogs can lick their own bum. And LIKE it!
Wiping your butt in the grass like your dog will probably alienate the neighbors. BONUS! Social distancing problem solved. Lawn dirty? Mow it, problem solved. Not thing but a sidewalk due to lack of yard? It’s ok, hemroids gone. Problem solved.
Maybe they could be trained for humans.