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1 posted on 03/10/2020 5:07:30 PM PDT by Smellin Salt
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To: Smellin Salt

Depends (no pun intended)...is your dog here legally or illegally?


2 posted on 03/10/2020 5:09:37 PM PDT by Jhadur ("You are not ready for immortality.")
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To: Smellin Salt

What if your sex slave identifies as a dog (or bear)?


3 posted on 03/10/2020 5:10:53 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: Smellin Salt

Not if he is a human who identifies as a dog.


4 posted on 03/10/2020 5:12:04 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Smellin Salt

Well, my dog is here with me in Indiana and we like it that way, but if we were in SF and she did that, I would expect a fine because she isn’t human and doesn’t have that human right.


7 posted on 03/10/2020 5:16:39 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Smellin Salt

How would the authorities know the difference between some of the homeless and a dog?


8 posted on 03/10/2020 5:18:33 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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My son lives in SF and I asked him that question. One of the few times I stumped him and his liberal views.


9 posted on 03/10/2020 5:20:16 PM PDT by Aria
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To: Smellin Salt

Considering what dogs will eat, I would not walk it anywhere near human outdoor/sidewalk toilets.


10 posted on 03/10/2020 5:21:00 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Smellin Salt

Only if you pay taxes.


11 posted on 03/10/2020 5:23:49 PM PDT by dgbrown
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To: Smellin Salt

What if the dog finds human excrement and eats it?


12 posted on 03/10/2020 5:30:30 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: Smellin Salt

Depends. Does your dog’s poop smell better or worse than the urban outdoorsman it pooped next to?


13 posted on 03/10/2020 5:33:19 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: Smellin Salt

Tell them your dog identifies as a person.


14 posted on 03/10/2020 5:33:24 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: Smellin Salt

seems like one could just claim that it’s a homeless dog and that you don’t own it ...


16 posted on 03/10/2020 5:52:13 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Smellin Salt

What if your dog poops on a pile of human poop?


17 posted on 03/10/2020 5:55:02 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat actually gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: Smellin Salt

Not if you claim you did it, then it’s okay.


19 posted on 03/10/2020 6:02:42 PM PDT by LambSlave
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To: Smellin Salt

Only if it’s registered as a Republican.


20 posted on 03/10/2020 6:15:18 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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To: Smellin Salt

Is your dog homeless? Probably OK if doggie can prove “feral”.


21 posted on 03/10/2020 6:17:35 PM PDT by Drago
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To: Smellin Salt

It’s probably fine, if you claim it as your own.


22 posted on 03/10/2020 6:20:00 PM PDT by pigsmith (Liberals can't make the connection between their politics and the decline of everything around them.)
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To: Smellin Salt

Only if he is homeless!


24 posted on 03/10/2020 7:04:37 PM PDT by avant_garde
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To: Smellin Salt

Not if the dog is hooked on heroin or phonics.


25 posted on 03/10/2020 7:19:31 PM PDT by edh
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To: Smellin Salt

If they don’t find “humans” for pooping on the sidewalk, why should they fine humans that let their dogs do it?


31 posted on 03/11/2020 4:14:30 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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