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Missing Person Alert Issued For Elderly Man Wandering Down Highway In Bathrobe Waving Dead Fish At Passing Cars
The Babylon Bee ^
| March 10, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/10/2020 2:42:08 PM PDT by GenXFreedomFighter
SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA—A missing person alert has been issued for an elderly man wandering down a highway in Florida. The man was spotted early this morning near a freeway off ramp trying to get better reception on his rainbow trout.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alzheimers; biden; floridaman; joementia; parody; q; qanon; satire; senile
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To: House Atreides
Nah, you misheard. He was screaming “It’s a Garfish.”
To: GenXFreedomFighter
The location of your mailbox shows others how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
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03/10/2020 4:27:01 PM PDT
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Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: carriage_hill
Hahahahahahahah!
As long as you don’t wear your robe like Dino Ciccarelli you’ll be fiiiinnnnne!!!!
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posted on
03/10/2020 5:06:29 PM PDT
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rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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posted on
03/10/2020 5:23:33 PM PDT
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left that other site
(If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
To: GenXFreedomFighter
I thought Babylon Bee was a parody site. It’s not satire when the story’s entirely true. And old Danny was asking Kenneth the fish what the frequency was - nothing unusual there.
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posted on
03/10/2020 6:44:01 PM PDT
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MikelTackNailer
(I thought we had the Commie's beat. Now we have to do that all over again.)
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posted on
03/10/2020 6:49:55 PM PDT
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deport
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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posted on
03/11/2020 3:42:44 AM PDT
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trebb
(Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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03/15/2020 10:32:47 AM PDT
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stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
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