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Central Florida Police Will Test Your Meth For Coronavirus (Free!)
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Posted on 03/03/2020 4:35:35 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Are you sure this isn’t Babylon Bee?
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/03/2020 4:42:14 PM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: nickcarraway
When ‘meth’ was foreign opioids killing thousands they didn’t care
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posted on
03/03/2020 4:43:25 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
To: DoodleBob
And the judgment is ...
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posted on
03/03/2020 4:45:01 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: nickcarraway
I hope as many recreational pharma users participate in this vital outreach program. It’s important to stop as many disease vectors as possible. I applaud this proactive public health initiative.
To: nickcarraway
Floriduh in action still!
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posted on
03/03/2020 4:50:53 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
( Welcome to Mass Quarantinofornia !!!.. Sanctuary State in rapid decline!!!.. Norm's Revenge)
To: HighSierra5
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posted on
03/03/2020 4:51:44 PM PST
by
sauropod
(David Horowitz: “Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out.”)
To: nickcarraway
I’ll test any cake or pie for free!
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:02:00 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(Voltaire: "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool".)
To: nickcarraway
Being that many prescription meds and ingredients for meds come from China, legitimate prescriptions need to be checked. too.
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:02:14 PM PST
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:02:54 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: a fool in paradise
In the 80’s (?) they offered to test your pot for Paraquat.
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:08:41 PM PST
by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
To: nickcarraway
What was the movie where people were urged to show up to take a chance on a raffle or something and arrests were made of wanted felons? Memory failing me....
To: nickcarraway
Lol. Thanks. Our family follows the exploits of Florida Man , wherever he may turn up.
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:10:22 PM PST
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: Seruzawa
Johnson City Tx yesterday put out a similar warning to meth heads. ......one of my favorites by cops is the old, you won the local lottery. Please come down to the lottery collection center to claim your prize.
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:19:33 PM PST
by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
To: ClearCase_guy
THAT was one of the GREATEST scenes EVER in the history of TV.
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:31:42 PM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of something I used to do when skip tracing.
"Is John Smith there?"
"No."
"Well could you give him a message for me? This is Amy from (local appliance store) and he has won second place in our raffle. The 19" color TV. Could you have him come and pick it up tomorrow between the hours of five and six in the evening? If he doesn't come and get it I will have to award it to the next person. Okay, Thanks." :hang up:
"Hey, boss? John Smith will be at (local appliance store) tomorrow between five and six."
Worked about 90% of the time. Almost 100% if they were wanted for drugs.
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posted on
03/03/2020 5:44:50 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A hero is a hero no matter what medal they give him. Likewise a schmuck is still a schmuck.)
At this moment 57.853% of all reported COVID-19 cases have been resolved, through death or recovery.
Current active cases stand at 39,248. That is the lowest number of documented active cases since 09:30 am on 02/12/2020.
At this moment, active cases have dropped by 518 so far today.
The Mortality Rage has dipped below 6.00% for the first time, and now rests at 5.94%.
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posted on
03/03/2020 7:00:00 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(The DNC has a taxidermist on speed for Nancy, Hillary, and Ruth.)
To: nickcarraway
Police are doing this everywhere.
I remember some parrish in LA. kicking this off.
Paranoia will destroy ya!
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posted on
03/03/2020 7:06:57 PM PST
by
eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west))
To: nickcarraway
If I mail it to them, will I have to pay for return postage or will it pay it for me? And how fast will they get it back to me?
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posted on
03/03/2020 7:32:35 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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