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Why Most of America Is Terrible at Making Biscuits (The reason the South can bake them)
getpocket.com/The Atlantic ^ | Amanda Mull

Posted on 02/13/2020 4:27:29 PM PST by RoosterRedux

For 25 years in Georgia, I watched my mom make the same batch of six light, fluffy biscuits for breakfast almost every Sunday. Then I moved to New York, never to see a light, fluffy biscuit again. I arrived in the city in 2011, just in time for southern food to get trendy outside its region, and for three years, I bit into a series of artisanal hockey pucks, all advertised on menus as authentic southern buttermilk biscuits.

With every dense, dry, flat, scone-adjacent clump of carbohydrates, I became more distressed. I didn’t even realize biscuits could be bad, given how abundant good ones were in the South. Even my mom, a reluctant-at-best cook, made them every week without batting an eyelash. The recipe she used had been on my dad’s side of the family for at least three generations.

The more bad biscuits I ordered in New York, the clearer it became that there was only one way out of this problem if I ever wanted to have a decent Sunday breakfast again: I had to make the biscuits for myself. I did not anticipate the hurdles of chemistry and the American food-distribution system that stood in my way.

I asked my mom to email me the recipe, and it was three ingredients (self-rising flour, shortening, and buttermilk), mashed together with a fork. I’m not an accomplished baker, but I cook frequently, and this was the kind of recipe that had long been used by people without a lot of money, advanced kitchen tools, or fancy ingredients. Confident that I could pull it off, I marched right out and bought the ingredients. The result: biscuits that were just as terrible as all the other ones in New York. Not to be dramatic, but my failure destabilized my identity a little bit. What kind of southerner can’t make biscuits?

In subsequent attempts, I tried everything I could think of to get it right. I worried about buttermilk quality, so I bought an expensive bottle at the farmers’ market, which did nothing. I tried different fat sources, including butter and lard, which made small differences in flavor and texture but still resulted in a shape and density better suited for a hockey rink than a plate. I made sure all of my ingredients were ice-cold when I started mixing, which is a good tip in general, but did not fix my problem. I kneaded the dough more or less, made it wetter or drier. The only thing left was the flour, but I figured it couldn’t be that—wasn’t self-rising flour the same everywhere? We had just used regular grocery-store flour back home.

Out of ideas, I did what any self-respecting Millennial would do: I Googled it, and then I called my mom, and then I placed an Amazon order.

The one ingredient I took for granted had indeed been the key all along, says Robert Dixon Phillips, a retired professor of food science at the University of Georgia.

(Excerpt) Read more at getpocket.com ...


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1 posted on 02/13/2020 4:27:29 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

Not even close to the truth. My Georgia mom used good ol’ Gold Medal all purpose flour for her biscuits, and we lived all over the planet.


2 posted on 02/13/2020 4:30:29 PM PST by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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Up to this point in my life, I have not been a baker (but I love to cook). Since I ride a road bike many miles/hours a week, I can probably eat biscuits without blowing up like a balloon (maybe, not certain). Given that, I have been thinking about baking some good biscuits and this article caught my eye.


3 posted on 02/13/2020 4:30:34 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux
Biscuits? Easy...
4 posted on 02/13/2020 4:31:05 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Carbs.


5 posted on 02/13/2020 4:31:50 PM PST by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Cake flour.


6 posted on 02/13/2020 4:32:06 PM PST by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: RoosterRedux

My Mother made excellent biscuits. She was born in 1918 just South of the Alabama State Line.

She did one thing I have not seen anyone else do. She would put a teaspoon of salty meat grease on each one before placing it in the oven.

One of the few things that fast food chains do well is biscuits. Some of them are as good as Mothers”s.


7 posted on 02/13/2020 4:32:30 PM PST by yarddog ( For I am persuaded.)
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To: RoosterRedux
“self-respecting Millennial"

Biscuits are the least of her problems.

8 posted on 02/13/2020 4:33:40 PM PST by coaster123 (XLV-MMXX)
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To: yarddog

Bojangles makes a pretty decent biscuit.


9 posted on 02/13/2020 4:35:07 PM PST by justme4now (Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it)
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To: RoosterRedux

So, cake flour if you can’t get Lily?

I confess my biscuits are flatter than I would like but they are tender.


10 posted on 02/13/2020 4:35:20 PM PST by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: RoosterRedux

One hint; sift the flour. And use cold lard. Okay, two hints.


11 posted on 02/13/2020 4:35:25 PM PST by suthener
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To: RoosterRedux

White Lily or Martha White self rising flour makes great biscuits. To make them even fluffier add a teaspoon of baking soda to react with the acidity of the buttermilk.


12 posted on 02/13/2020 4:39:45 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (If gun ownership by private citizens scares DemocRats, the 2nd Amendment is doing its job.)
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To: RoosterRedux

White Lily self-rising flour is available on Amazon. About $9.50 w/free delivery if you’re a Prime member.


13 posted on 02/13/2020 4:41:44 PM PST by LIConFem (I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot acce)
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To: justme4now

Just about all of them make pretty good biscuits which is a little surprising to me.

When we were little, Mother used a wood stove. It did make the best bread and other baked items. Possibly because the cast iron heated very evenly.


14 posted on 02/13/2020 4:42:36 PM PST by yarddog ( For I am persuaded.)
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To: RoosterRedux

IBTELP (In before the “Eat Lard” poster).


15 posted on 02/13/2020 4:43:52 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrats' John Dean])
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To: BenLurkin

When the Brits bought Pillsbury, they fired all the Minnesota types that couldn't tell a biscuit from a cucumber. They developed te Grand. The world followed their lead

16 posted on 02/13/2020 4:45:30 PM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Progressives are existential American enemies)
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To: LIConFem

I don’t what kind of flour Mother used but I can remember a can of “Clabber Girl”, being on her shelf.


17 posted on 02/13/2020 4:46:20 PM PST by yarddog ( For I am persuaded.)
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To: RoosterRedux

almost half of the country is too busy making trouble...
the other almost half of the country is too busy complaining about what the first almost half is doing...
the result is relying on fast food wondering what the hell happened...


18 posted on 02/13/2020 4:48:10 PM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: RoosterRedux

Can’t? Just go to your frozen food section and you can select all the biscuits there are, all sorts.


19 posted on 02/13/2020 4:49:02 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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It ain’t just biscuits they don’t do well in the north...

I was in Waukesha, Wisconsin and went into a grcery store and asked for country ham....

They said they didn’t carry that “brand”...I said it ain’t a brand, it’s type of ham...Salt cured...

They looked at me and after listening to me talk, one guy said “You aren’t from around here, are you?”


20 posted on 02/13/2020 4:49:27 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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