Posted on 02/07/2020 6:20:43 PM PST by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—"It's over, Pelosi! You've lost!" shouted a cackling Trump as he and the Speaker of the House hovered above the White House, locked in mortal combat. "You have no cards left to play!"
Pelosi, ragged and weary from battling her archnemesis for three years, managed a weak smile.
"Oh, I think I might have one card up my sleeve," she growled through clenched dentures. "Progressives, assemble!" Down on the ground, something incredible happened: brave Resistance warriors from all over began to assemble and scream at the sky, their powers adding to her own. Pelosi's eyes began to glow blue as she was filled with all the power of every outraged progressive across the land.
"Impeachment attack, go!!!" she cried as she unleashed a blue energy beam at Trump's chest -- a desperate, final gambit to impeach him forever and remove him from office.
But Pelosi was horrified as Trump only absorbed the attack, feeding on its power.
"Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he cackled as he gained more and more power from the impeachment attack. "Foolish mortals! Every attack only makes me stronger!"
Trump then drew on all his newfound power to create chaos at the Iowa primaries, cause himself to be acquitted, and force Pelosi to have a mental breakdown, all in the same week. Unfortunately, he then tweeted something dumb, his only weakness. But Democrats then responded to his dumb tweet with even dumber stuff, causing his power to grow even more.
Haha! Great!
Trump is Godzilla.
Bernie is Mothra.
Joe is Pyu Pyu.
Mayor Pete is Sailor Moon.
He’s the Highlander.
I would like to have an action figure based on that Italian moving sculpture. Even just the image on a coffee cup would suffice.
Bkmk
Fox News is full of traitors.
“When you strike at a king, you must kill him.”
Wow, that’s the first thing that came to mind when he said Trumps power doubled.
is there a summation or an understandable record of what has happened to try to bring Trump down, and how/what defeated it every time.
I would love to have it to give to the relatives friends who have been watching local news and do not understand it but believe Trump must have done something bad.
i cant let people i know and love, think my President is what the media painted him to be.
Thanks.
is there a summation or an understandable record of what has happened to try to bring Trump down, and how/what defeated it every time.
I would love to have it to give to the relatives friends who have been watching local news and do not understand it but believe Trump must have done something bad.
i cant let people i know and love, think my President is what the media painted him to be.
Thanks.
I’d go for that. Yugely! T-shirts too.
A pristine action figure would be worth big money down the road.
All her base are belong to us!
I guess Sunday’s going to be a day of applying butt-hurt ointment.
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