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Visa Offers New Dave Ramsey Credit Card With Credit Limit Of Zero ~ Humor
The Babylon Bee ^ | 01-28-2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/28/2020 8:22:25 AM PST by GraceG

COOL SPRINGS, TN—Popular financial guru Dave Ramsey announced Tuesday that he has teamed up with financial services corporation Visa to offer an exciting new credit card with a credit line of up to zero dollars for everyone.

“What’s great about the official Dave Ramsey card is that it always gets declined,” Ramsey said on his radio program. “Try to buy a new fishing reel? Declined. Try to book a family vacation you can’t afford? Declined. Replace a shredded tire you failed to budget for? Yup, you guessed it—declined.”

According to Ramsey, the new card also offers rewards points, giving 0% back on all food and gas purchases and 0% back when used and declined for purchases at online retailers like Amazon and eBay.

Ramsey also noted that the new cards will be made of a special, cut-resistant plastic, in case users are overcome with a desire to shear it in half with a large pair of scissors.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; daveramsey; humor
The Bee does it again.
1 posted on 01/28/2020 8:22:25 AM PST by GraceG
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To: GraceG

LOL...what a brilliant idea!

Do you need a good credit score to get one of these new cards?

Does the card have a good Loyalty / Rewards Program?


2 posted on 01/28/2020 8:33:11 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: GraceG

You know....

:)


3 posted on 01/28/2020 8:34:45 AM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I hope it comes with an emergency number to call in case it is lost or stolen.


4 posted on 01/28/2020 8:35:01 AM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: GraceG

Somewhere around here I’ve an old store ad that actually arrived at the store I worked at: Buy 0 Get 0 Free.


5 posted on 01/28/2020 8:35:53 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: GraceG

Shared on Facebook.


6 posted on 01/28/2020 8:40:03 AM PST by tbw2
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To: GraceG

The irony of all this is that Dave Ramsey’s “financial freedom” program requires a debit card to sign up (will not accept credit cards).

Debit cards are more dangerous than credit cards imho—if they are hacked the money comes out of your checking account and is lost.

With credit cards any theft is immediately addressed by the credit card company and you are not responsible for payment.

“Financial freedom” to get ripped off!

(I actually like the guy but do not like debit cards.)


7 posted on 01/28/2020 8:45:41 AM PST by cgbg (The Democratic Party is morphing into the Donner Party)
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To: cgbg

Can handle the debit card issue by depositing all $ directly into savings (or into debit, then auto-transfer to savings), then [auto-]transferring the weekly budgeted amount to the debit card. At worst you lose a week’s spending.

Variant (which I do): have _two_ debit accounts, one receiving direct deposits and handling automated payments, auto-transfers $ to savings, savings auto-transfers limited/budgeted $ to general spending debit card.

So long as use of the debit card operates via Visa/MC credit system (vs you having to enter your PIN), Visa/MC is responsible for stolen funds. (Might be a bit harder to persuade them into restitution, but they’re legally on the hook.)


8 posted on 01/28/2020 8:59:56 AM PST by ctdonath2 (Democrats oppose democracy.)
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To: cgbg

(I actually like the guy but do not like debit cards.)

I like him too, and I think he has helped millions get out of debt and get control of their finance and lives, which benefits society as a whole.

He’s a bit extreme when it comes to credit cards, but I sort of get where he’s coming from. For a lot of people it becomes a temptation to overspend and eventually end up with a balance they can’t pay off, especially for those who are undisciplined or on the edge financially.

I use a credit card and pay it off every month. It monitors strange expenses and covers any frauds.


9 posted on 01/28/2020 9:02:28 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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To: cgbg

Regarding debit cards: That would only be the case if you waited to report it more than 60 calendar days after your statement is sent to you.

ATM or Debit Card Loss or Fraudulent Transfers.

If you report an ATM or debit card missing before someone uses it, the EFTA says you are not responsible for any unauthorized transactions. If someone uses your ATM or debit card before you report it lost or stolen, your liability depends on how quickly you report it:

If you report: Your maximum loss:

Before any unauthorized charges are made. $0

Within 2 business days after you learn about the loss or theft. $50

More than 2 business days after you learn about the loss or theft, but less than 60 calendar days after your statement is sent to you, $500

More than 60 calendar days after your statement is sent to you. All the money taken from
your ATM/debit card acount, and possibly more; for example, money in accounts linked to your debit account.

If someone makes unauthorized transactions with your debit card number, but your card is not lost, you are not liable for those transactions if you report them within 60 days of your statement being sent to you.

https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0213-lost-or-stolen-credit-atm-and-debit-cards


10 posted on 01/28/2020 9:06:14 AM PST by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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To: GraceG

Should have been an “Elizabeth Warren Credit Card”

Zero Down, Zero Limit, Zero Responsibility to pay back


11 posted on 01/28/2020 9:20:03 AM PST by Bob434
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Do you need a good credit score to get one of these new cards?

Our first Robocall this morning was from a credit card company (un known) offering us a great credit card offering us a great deal on a credit card due to our credit rating.


12 posted on 01/28/2020 9:34:32 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Fake Impeachment is all they have left when: Biden, Sanders, or Warren have to beat President Trump!)
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To: GraceG

Saw an old, beat up Honda with a bumper sticker that read: “Dave Ramsey makes me drive this car”


13 posted on 01/28/2020 9:50:46 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again".)
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To: GraceG

A lot of people might get this card for their significant others if it were real...


14 posted on 01/28/2020 10:24:22 AM PST by Boogieman
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To: aquila48
I use a credit card and pay it off every month. It monitors strange expenses and covers any frauds.

Me too. Credit card companies hate my guts. I have about $60k worth of credit on them (they keep upping it to suck me in) and barely use 2% of that. A couple of years ago I bought a new (to me) motorcycle, and put it on one of my cards. I can just imagine the CC company rubbing it's hands in anticipation of me finally paying interest, only to be crushed completely when I paid off the interest free loan on the following billing cycle.

15 posted on 01/28/2020 10:39:00 AM PST by zeugma (I sure wish I lived in a country where the rule of law actually applied to those in power.)
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To: Grampa Dave

You bet you’d better have a score of 850 otherwise they won’t issue the card. The card company wants to make sure you don’t spend too much on this new card.


16 posted on 01/28/2020 11:05:14 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: zeugma

There’s a lot of them that give you a few percentages back. I have the Costco Citi card that give you 4% back on gas purchases and a bit less on other purchases.


17 posted on 01/28/2020 12:14:03 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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