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Ralph Northam: 'A Militia Assembling To Defend Their Rights Against Tyranny Is A Dangerous First In American History'
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/21/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/21/2020 5:34:23 PM PST by BipolarBob

RICHMOND, VA—Governor Ralph Northam condemned the group of gun owners who assembled yesterday, calling the concept "simply un-American."

"A militia assembling to defend their rights against tyranny is a dangerous first in American history," he said to a group of reporters, still teary-eyed from the tragic lack of violence at yesterday's rally. "This is not what America was founded on. It is not what our forefathers would have wanted."

"This well-regulated militia having the right to bear arms is diametrically opposed to everything the Founding Fathers wanted for our country." The governor said that Washington, Jefferson, and "those other guys" all probably did not like guns very much and when forced to fight would have used pointy sticks.

"It was not until the Trump administration that Americans started liking guns."

Northam said that we could have a better idea what the founders would have thought about guns, but sadly, "they did not see fit to leave us a document by which we might guard our country."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: addsatiretothetitle; babylonbee; coonman; satire
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To: The Iceman Cometh

Got me too.


21 posted on 01/21/2020 6:06:08 PM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: BipolarBob

It’s not far from what they believe.


22 posted on 01/21/2020 6:10:00 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Everyone who favors socialism plans on the government taking other people's money, not theirs.)
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To: BipolarBob

Coonman the black baby-killer speaks for the demoKKKrats.


23 posted on 01/21/2020 6:11:54 PM PST by MuttTheHoople
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To: BipolarBob
What is dangerous is Ralph Northam as an elected official, not guns...😋
24 posted on 01/21/2020 6:27:36 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: ptsal

Ralphy’s northham expels so much CO2, he doesn’t even have use for his southham.


25 posted on 01/21/2020 6:36:34 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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To: madison10

The Babylon Bee has been sounding tame compared to what the Democrats are actually doing and saying.


26 posted on 01/21/2020 6:38:03 PM PST by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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To: BipolarBob

VA seems really to know how to pick tyrants in elections.


27 posted on 01/21/2020 6:45:41 PM PST by Theodore R.
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To: BipolarBob
Northam must have gone to one of these modern schools that teach protesting and social justice but not history.

Either that, or he slept through history class.

28 posted on 01/21/2020 6:56:51 PM PST by Savage Beast ( George Orwell's 1984 nightmare is the Democrats' Dream.)
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To: madison10

No doubt.


29 posted on 01/21/2020 7:00:42 PM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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To: BipolarBob
Babylon-Bee BUMP

Not hard to imagine Lord Northam saying this though.

30 posted on 01/21/2020 7:03:41 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait do it today.)
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To: BipolarBob

Psssst…the word “Satire” has got to be in the thread title.


31 posted on 01/21/2020 7:12:07 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

I put it in the keywords. AND if I put it in the title I on’t fool anybody into responding before they realize they’ve been duped.


32 posted on 01/21/2020 7:20:10 PM PST by BipolarBob (Just imagine the /s after everything I post and we'll all be happier.)
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To: BipolarBob

Is this Idiot for real, he flunked Civics and American History. He’s the Tyrant!!!!!!


33 posted on 01/21/2020 7:23:55 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood (https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3804407/posts?q=1&;page=61)
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To: BipolarBob

The bimbo doesn’t have an education.


34 posted on 01/21/2020 7:24:44 PM PST by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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To: Captain Peter Blood

It’s Babylon Bee Pete. Sheath the sword and lower the mast.


35 posted on 01/21/2020 7:31:19 PM PST by BipolarBob (Just imagine the /s after everything I post and we'll all be happier.)
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He should have attended history class instead of doing blackface at parties....what a pos...


36 posted on 01/21/2020 7:31:19 PM PST by TnTnTn
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To: BipolarBob

I read the headline and had no clue it was satire until I saw the source. The leftys are so far out we can’t even make up stuff about them that is worse than what they actually do and say.


37 posted on 01/21/2020 7:33:02 PM PST by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smart-ass disorder.)
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To: BipolarBob

If I wasn’t so tired, I would get up, get my ancestors records, all twenty three of them, and list the militias they belonged to during the American Revolution.


38 posted on 01/21/2020 7:34:47 PM PST by Toespi
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To: BipolarBob

“Northam went on to say that he occasionally still picks black face paint out of his saggy neck folds. “Every time the q-tip comes out dark, I feel the burning shame of Coonman all over again,” said the Governor.”

Just gross man.

Freegards


39 posted on 01/21/2020 7:42:25 PM PST by Ransomed
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To: realcleanguy

He already took Bloomberg’s money, he has to deliver.


40 posted on 01/21/2020 8:34:46 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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