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The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses That Lady Who Screamed At The Sky During Trump's Inauguration For The Democratic Primary
Babylon Bee ^ | January 20, 2019

Posted on 01/20/2020 6:28:27 PM PST by EdnaMode

Every election, The Babylon Bee editorial board sees fit to endorse the very best choice for the nation. In 2016, back before Seth Dillon bought the site and stopped us from doing Christian satire, we endorsed Kirk Cameron. In 2018, we endorsed the cast of The West Wing for Congress. This was ultimately a mistake because it turns out they are actors and not actual politicians. Oura culpa.

This year, we are taking the unprecedented step of endorsing someone who's not even running: that lady who screamed during Trump's inauguration.

We feel that this hopelessly triggered androgynous human yelling at the sky in an act of protest against some perceived persecution is the perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party, and thus, she would be the ideal candidate to take on President Trump in 2020.

While others only have empty policy proposals and expensive healthcare plans, Screaming at Sky Lady has the ideal solution for everything: just screaming at the sky. Other candidates' ideas could harm the country and send us plummeting into a socialist nightmare. Screaming at the sky, by way of contrast, never hurt anyone and is fun to watch.

Or take an issue like the border crisis: President Trump wants to build a hateful wall. Other Democrats want to welcome immigrants with open arms. Screaming at the Sky Lady will just scream at the sky. The end result is the same, of course, but again, at least we'll get to laugh instead of addressing the issue.

Also, just think about how fun the presidential debates would be.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; democraticparty; democratparty; democrats; humor; inauguration; lol; satire; screamatthesky; snowflake; tds; tdsmeltdown; thebabylonbee; triggerwarning; trump
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1 posted on 01/20/2020 6:28:27 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

That was no lady...


2 posted on 01/20/2020 6:32:07 PM PST by OrangeHoof (The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
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To: EdnaMode

Wow! That is some serious androdgfullness.


3 posted on 01/20/2020 6:32:54 PM PST by willgolfforfood
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To: EdnaMode

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


4 posted on 01/20/2020 6:33:22 PM PST by GnuThere
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5 posted on 01/20/2020 6:34:05 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Decade of decision for America)
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To: a fool in paradise

Hehe. :D


6 posted on 01/20/2020 6:35:21 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

The screamer has disappeared.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3809617/posts


7 posted on 01/20/2020 6:36:24 PM PST by Atlantan
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To: OrangeHoof

I think that was Pat from Saturday Night Live.


8 posted on 01/20/2020 6:40:07 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
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9 posted on 01/20/2020 6:43:16 PM PST by Bon mots
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👍😂
10 posted on 01/20/2020 6:46:43 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait do it today.)
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To: Atlantan

Thanks for the link.


11 posted on 01/20/2020 6:46:48 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: Bon mots

Took a second....

That’s funny.

L


12 posted on 01/20/2020 6:47:30 PM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: OrangeHoof

Definite gender assumptions being made.

Class distinctions as well.


13 posted on 01/20/2020 6:48:42 PM PST by Delta 21 (Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true.... ~~ Donald J. Trump)
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To: EdnaMode

The Babylon Bee is kind of reminding me of Mad Magazine, lol.

Gee maybe they should start doing some political cartoon series.

I’d start with the Democrat debates...


14 posted on 01/20/2020 6:48:51 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: a fool in paradise

Do not want!!!1!!1!


15 posted on 01/20/2020 6:54:11 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Progressives" (elitist communists) "Love you to death".)
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To: Bon mots

Hahahaha!


16 posted on 01/20/2020 6:54:43 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Progressives" (elitist communists) "Love you to death".)
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To: Lurker
Took a second....

That’s funny.

L

Peace!


17 posted on 01/20/2020 6:55:27 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: EdnaMode

Was she ever identified??


18 posted on 01/20/2020 6:56:16 PM PST by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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SHe’s got a pie hole you could drive a truck through.


19 posted on 01/20/2020 6:56:18 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: EdnaMode

I always thought that was a dude


20 posted on 01/20/2020 6:56:50 PM PST by Sgt_Schultze (When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves)
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