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The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses That Lady Who Screamed At The Sky During Trump's Inauguration For The Democratic Primary
Babylon Bee ^
| January 20, 2019
Posted on 01/20/2020 6:28:27 PM PST by EdnaMode
Every election, The Babylon Bee editorial board sees fit to endorse the very best choice for the nation. In 2016, back before Seth Dillon bought the site and stopped us from doing Christian satire, we endorsed Kirk Cameron. In 2018, we endorsed the cast of The West Wing for Congress. This was ultimately a mistake because it turns out they are actors and not actual politicians. Oura culpa.
This year, we are taking the unprecedented step of endorsing someone who's not even running: that lady who screamed during Trump's inauguration.
We feel that this hopelessly triggered androgynous human yelling at the sky in an act of protest against some perceived persecution is the perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party, and thus, she would be the ideal candidate to take on President Trump in 2020.
While others only have empty policy proposals and expensive healthcare plans, Screaming at Sky Lady has the ideal solution for everything: just screaming at the sky. Other candidates' ideas could harm the country and send us plummeting into a socialist nightmare. Screaming at the sky, by way of contrast, never hurt anyone and is fun to watch.
Or take an issue like the border crisis: President Trump wants to build a hateful wall. Other Democrats want to welcome immigrants with open arms. Screaming at the Sky Lady will just scream at the sky. The end result is the same, of course, but again, at least we'll get to laugh instead of addressing the issue.
Also, just think about how fun the presidential debates would be.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; democraticparty; democratparty; democrats; humor; inauguration; lol; satire; screamatthesky; snowflake; tds; tdsmeltdown; thebabylonbee; triggerwarning; trump
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:28:27 PM PST
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EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:32:07 PM PST
by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
To: EdnaMode
Wow! That is some serious androdgfullness.
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:33:22 PM PST
by
GnuThere
To: EdnaMode
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:35:21 PM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:36:24 PM PST
by
Atlantan
To: OrangeHoof
I think that was Pat from Saturday Night Live.
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:40:07 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:43:16 PM PST
by
Bon mots
To: EdnaMode
👍😂
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:46:43 PM PST
by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait do it today.)
To: Atlantan
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:46:48 PM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: Bon mots
Took a second....
That’s funny.
L
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:47:30 PM PST
by
Lurker
(Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: OrangeHoof
Definite gender assumptions being made.
Class distinctions as well.
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:48:42 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true.... ~~ Donald J. Trump)
To: EdnaMode
The Babylon Bee is kind of reminding me of Mad Magazine, lol.
Gee maybe they should start doing some political cartoon series.
I’d start with the Democrat debates...
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:48:51 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:54:11 PM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
("Progressives" (elitist communists) "Love you to death".)
To: Bon mots
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:54:43 PM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
("Progressives" (elitist communists) "Love you to death".)
To: Lurker
Took a second....
That’s funny.
L
Peace!
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:55:27 PM PST
by
Bon mots
To: EdnaMode
Was she ever identified??
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:56:16 PM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: EdnaMode
SHe’s got a pie hole you could drive a truck through.
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:56:18 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: EdnaMode
I always thought that was a dude
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posted on
01/20/2020 6:56:50 PM PST
by
Sgt_Schultze
(When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves)
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