“An Iranian cleric mocked the US by saying Iran would not be able to strike back in kind after the assassination of Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani because the US has only fictional heroes such as Spider-Man and SpongeBob SquarePants.”
My heroes are the Clintons, the Obamas, Pelosi, Shitiff, Soros, Marxine Waters and the entire UN. Get crackin’, Iran.
“I cannot be bothered shooting back at America. I have important for the Iranian peopkle. Its right here on this list. IMPORTANT stuff. We have three more funerals for Soleimani...we are having one for each part we found. We have a “Death to America” rally tonight at six. And I have a few new black turbans to try on. IMPORTANT things.”
LOL! The goofball has a sense of humor. How about Donald Trump holding the likeness of your severed bloody head, goofball...with some Arthur Brown music to go with it for comedic relief...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8
Nonsense. What about the national heroes Pelosi, Schiff, Nadless, Kerry, Clinton, etc. I sure would hate if anything happened to them.
“An Iranian cleric mocked the US by saying Iran would not be able to strike back in kind after the assassination of Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani because the US has only fictional heroes such as Spider-Man and SpongeBob SquarePants.”
Thanks to the liberals who pour hate on anyone worthy of being called a hero I believe the Iranian cleric is right.
He admits he’s helpless. Why not take out one of our top generals, Raghead?
Because he can’t and if he tries he might be next.
hillary clinton is the hero of over 62 million americans...
yes she is.
Keep thinking that and keep saying that Omar but be careful where you walk.
Sticks and stones you 9th Century thowback.
We consider all of Hollywood our heroes. In fact they are like literal gods to us and we would be 10000000% devastated if something happened to them.
Just saying...
Looks like they are confusing Bikini Bottom with Bikini Atoll! LOL!
I’d say we have plenty of heroes. Don’t know them all by name, but most of them in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines. And, they’re great at what they do!
Well then Sponge Bob just kicked your a$$.
If Iran does anything to Spongebob I hope we nuke their entire country. He’s more important than all the worlds Muslim population put together
“a prominent cleric”
He is partially right...I mean i do know who Spongebob is..i don’t have any idea who this guy is..i’m guessing he is yet another oppressive, freedom loving, Religio-fascist.
This is the Iranian response?Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can’t hear you...
Aye-aye captain!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Osama bin Laden! Osama bin Laden!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Osama bin Laden! Osama bin Laden!
Who lives in many pieces up in a tree?
Qasem Soleimani! Qasem Soleimani!
…I could go on
Fine. He can think that if he wants.