Spongebob is an American Hero.
And Soleiemani gets a funeral courtesy of an American Truck!
“I cannot be bothered shooting back at America. I have important for the Iranian peopkle. Its right here on this list. IMPORTANT stuff. We have three more funerals for Soleimani...we are having one for each part we found. We have a “Death to America” rally tonight at six. And I have a few new black turbans to try on. IMPORTANT things.”
“Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
Spongebob is an American Hero.
And Soleiemani gets a funeral courtesy of an American Truck!