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SATIRE - Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus'
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/23/2019

Posted on 12/24/2019 2:50:26 AM PST by Lazamataz

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In response to the Christianity Today editorial calling for his removal, Trump called the magazine a “left-wing rag” and said, “I have done more for Christianity than Jesus.”

“I mean, the name of the magazine is Christianity Today, and who is doing more for Christians today? Not Jesus. He disappeared; no one knows what happened to him. But I’m out there every day protecting churches from crazy liberals.”

While Trump admitted that Jesus did do some things for Christianity in the past, Trump said he was doing more now and it was more substantial. “I’m appointing judges to help protect religious rights,” Trump stated. “How many judges has Jesus appointed? He says something about judging people in the future, but I ain’t seen it.”

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It might be easy to get offended at this Babylon Bee satire, but try not to. The Babylon Bee is a fairly conservative, relatively Christian-centric electronic publication. If anything, they are trying to tweak liberals with a satirical over-the-top Trumpistic 'quote'.
1 posted on 12/24/2019 2:50:26 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

My first impression was ‘URK’ but then I saw it was from the BB. Still, there is a problem with me wincing frequently at PDJT’s more extreme tweets!

Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah to all!


2 posted on 12/24/2019 2:55:25 AM PST by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Lazamataz

SATIRE......................


3 posted on 12/24/2019 2:56:11 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Lazamataz

Trump Did NOT Tweet this...

But this is cool...

EPIC NEW Trump Christmas Song - “12 Days of a Trump Christmas” - Keep America Great!
https://youtu.be/h54l0CVb7ik


4 posted on 12/24/2019 3:00:01 AM PST by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
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To: Lazamataz

I think it would’ve been more clever if they said that he had more than the Apostle Paul, but I’m not quibbling.


5 posted on 12/24/2019 3:00:54 AM PST by MuttTheHoople
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To: Admin Moderator; Sidebar Moderator

Thanks, for adding the word SATIRE in front of the title. I should have thought of that.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, youse guys.


6 posted on 12/24/2019 3:06:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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Trump called the magazine a “left-wing rag” and said, “I have done more for Christianity than Jesus.”.

That is a very brave statement for President Trump to say that he has 'done more for Christianity than Jesus'.

Personally, I would never juxtapose myself to Jesus. The President is giving the perception that he outshines Jesus.

I would suggest the President defer from doing so.

7 posted on 12/24/2019 3:15:22 AM PST by LjubivojeRadosavljevic
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To: LjubivojeRadosavljevic

SATIRE


8 posted on 12/24/2019 3:19:43 AM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: LjubivojeRadosavljevic

You missed the Satire notification.

He did NOT say or tweet any such thing.

(But I suspect you knew that....)


9 posted on 12/24/2019 3:21:17 AM PST by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
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To: Lazamataz

Once again, the Babylon Bee delivers!


10 posted on 12/24/2019 3:33:26 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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(But I suspect you knew that....)

Well, no, I did not suspect what you are intimating.

11 posted on 12/24/2019 3:50:27 AM PST by LjubivojeRadosavljevic
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To: LjubivojeRadosavljevic

Are you interested in investing in some land deals? or a uranium mine?


12 posted on 12/24/2019 4:31:58 AM PST by BipolarBob (No border walls. No voter IDs. No Electoral College. You figured it out yet?)
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To: BipolarBob
Are you interested in investing in some land deals? or a uranium mine?

Honestly, Coal Mining would be the best me.

13 posted on 12/24/2019 4:56:31 AM PST by LjubivojeRadosavljevic
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To: Lazamataz

I think Jesus would have a good chuckle over it.


14 posted on 12/24/2019 5:02:12 AM PST by sauropod (Hold onto that impeachment for a while. It'll get better with age, just like Jennifer Rubin has.)
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To: Lazamataz

“It’s the judges, stupid.”


15 posted on 12/24/2019 5:44:32 AM PST by kiryandil (Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
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He disappeared; no one knows what happened to him.

Jim Morrison, Elvis and now Jesus..........Could there be a connection?

16 posted on 12/24/2019 6:00:11 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Never take a centipede shopping for shoes)
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To: Lazamataz

Hilarious! Thanks for posting, Laz.

And a Merry Christmas to you.


17 posted on 12/24/2019 6:22:38 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Lazamataz

While I know it’s satire I have friends that don’t and will actually believe this - shouldn’t give the world fodder to attack trump


18 posted on 12/24/2019 7:56:08 AM PST by panzerkamphwageneinz
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