Posted on 12/24/2019 2:50:26 AM PST by Lazamataz
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In response to the Christianity Today editorial calling for his removal, Trump called the magazine a “left-wing rag” and said, “I have done more for Christianity than Jesus.”
“I mean, the name of the magazine is Christianity Today, and who is doing more for Christians today? Not Jesus. He disappeared; no one knows what happened to him. But I’m out there every day protecting churches from crazy liberals.”
While Trump admitted that Jesus did do some things for Christianity in the past, Trump said he was doing more now and it was more substantial. “I’m appointing judges to help protect religious rights,” Trump stated. “How many judges has Jesus appointed? He says something about judging people in the future, but I ain’t seen it.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
My first impression was ‘URK’ but then I saw it was from the BB. Still, there is a problem with me wincing frequently at PDJT’s more extreme tweets!
Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah to all!
SATIRE......................
Trump Did NOT Tweet this...
But this is cool...
EPIC NEW Trump Christmas Song - “12 Days of a Trump Christmas” - Keep America Great!
https://youtu.be/h54l0CVb7ik
I think it would’ve been more clever if they said that he had more than the Apostle Paul, but I’m not quibbling.
Thanks, for adding the word SATIRE in front of the title. I should have thought of that.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, youse guys.
That is a very brave statement for President Trump to say that he has 'done more for Christianity than Jesus'.
Personally, I would never juxtapose myself to Jesus. The President is giving the perception that he outshines Jesus.
I would suggest the President defer from doing so.
SATIRE
You missed the Satire notification.
He did NOT say or tweet any such thing.
(But I suspect you knew that....)
Once again, the Babylon Bee delivers!
Well, no, I did not suspect what you are intimating.
Are you interested in investing in some land deals? or a uranium mine?
Honestly, Coal Mining would be the best me.
I think Jesus would have a good chuckle over it.
“It’s the judges, stupid.”
Jim Morrison, Elvis and now Jesus..........Could there be a connection?
Hilarious! Thanks for posting, Laz.
And a Merry Christmas to you.
While I know it’s satire I have friends that don’t and will actually believe this - shouldn’t give the world fodder to attack trump
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