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Memo: Do not spill the popcorn bag with 10 billion kernels in the cupboard.
Bag | RACookPE

Posted on 12/12/2019 9:00:26 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE

Many curse words heard. Much commotion and irritation ensue.

Loud noises from the vacuum cleaner ...

And the number that fell in the heating duct remains unknown.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Science
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; anothervanity; kernel; notmeinfaulten; notmyfault; popcorn; spill; trumpsfault
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1 posted on 12/12/2019 9:00:26 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE
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To: Robert A Cook PE

Good way to see if you have mice.


2 posted on 12/12/2019 9:03:00 PM PST by fproy2222
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To: Robert A Cook PE

turn the thermostat up to full heat- and you’ll know if any kernels are in the ducts-


3 posted on 12/12/2019 9:06:10 PM PST by Bob434
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To: Robert A Cook PE
Just hope that nobody points a space-based laser at your house.


4 posted on 12/12/2019 9:08:53 PM PST by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Robert A Cook PE

Well even if that number is a slight exaggeration, you must be figuring Trump is running for a third term and Mike Huckaby is going to be his campaign manager for the run. Not trying to be rude but you could raise your own popcorn or order it on line once a week. You might wanna buy a cow and a butter churn too. You do have my heart felt sympathy. I spilled a big box of toothpicks one time. Clean up sucks. :(


5 posted on 12/12/2019 9:11:57 PM PST by Equine1952 ((You can die on your feet or live down on your knees. You can not do both. Freedom Is not Free))
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lol


6 posted on 12/12/2019 9:12:12 PM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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To: Robert A Cook PE

Oh, Bless Your Heart!


7 posted on 12/12/2019 9:14:19 PM PST by SuzanneC
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To: Robert A Cook PE

You may as well start shopping for a new vacuum cleaner.
You present one is gonna have ‘stomach problems’ from here on out.

Have I got a vacuum cleaner for you!
The Electrolux PU3900 with Platinum Builders.
Comes with all the attachments at a
Christmas Discount of only $1,699.99

Don’t walk, RUN to your cell phone. Operators standing by.


8 posted on 12/12/2019 9:14:53 PM PST by lee martell
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You’re leaving archeological evidence that your house was once inhabitantated.


9 posted on 12/12/2019 9:16:05 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
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Now you’ll need to order about 100 pantry moth traps


10 posted on 12/12/2019 9:48:26 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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...or catch a squirrel.


11 posted on 12/12/2019 9:49:18 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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Give Joe Biden a call, see if he’s as good with Cornpop as he says.


12 posted on 12/12/2019 9:50:47 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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Well, at least popcorn was present while watching a Bowflex commercial. A woman was exercising and my wife says, ‘Could you change the channel, I don’t want to watch this bitch lose weight.’
BeGood/Ross


13 posted on 12/12/2019 9:50:54 PM PST by RossB
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You can’t beat winning and popcorn. Oh and you can’t beat your wife! Sooner or later you got to sleep. It’s best to just change the channel. :-)


14 posted on 12/12/2019 10:01:28 PM PST by Equine1952 ((You can die on your feet or live down on your knees. You can not do both. Freedom Is not Free))
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To: Robert A Cook PE
"I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60 - can you help me with that?"


15 posted on 12/12/2019 10:31:34 PM PST by montag813
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To: Robert A Cook PE

15 billion kernels, eh?

Is that before or after the tribbles?

;-)


16 posted on 12/12/2019 10:32:16 PM PST by Paul R. (The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left worth controlling.)
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I didn’t do it!


17 posted on 12/12/2019 11:52:18 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Robert A Cook PE

That was corny


18 posted on 12/13/2019 2:22:54 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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To: Robert A Cook PE

So corny it reminded me of this nearly lost movie (Robert Altman’s first effort, seen here in highlights someone edited into a trailer, but there is a feature length movie that was restored)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALFFjGjrJE


19 posted on 12/13/2019 2:23:57 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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To: lee martell

My old vacuum cleaner really sucks. :(


20 posted on 12/13/2019 2:25:14 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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