Good way to see if you have mice.
turn the thermostat up to full heat- and you’ll know if any kernels are in the ducts-
Well even if that number is a slight exaggeration, you must be figuring Trump is running for a third term and Mike Huckaby is going to be his campaign manager for the run. Not trying to be rude but you could raise your own popcorn or order it on line once a week. You might wanna buy a cow and a butter churn too. You do have my heart felt sympathy. I spilled a big box of toothpicks one time. Clean up sucks. :(
Oh, Bless Your Heart!
You may as well start shopping for a new vacuum cleaner.
You present one is gonna have ‘stomach problems’ from here on out.
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Don’t walk, RUN to your cell phone. Operators standing by.
You’re leaving archeological evidence that your house was once inhabitantated.
Now you’ll need to order about 100 pantry moth traps
...or catch a squirrel.
Give Joe Biden a call, see if he’s as good with Cornpop as he says.
15 billion kernels, eh?
Is that before or after the tribbles?
;-)
I didn’t do it!
That was corny
So corny it reminded me of this nearly lost movie (Robert Altman’s first effort, seen here in highlights someone edited into a trailer, but there is a feature length movie that was restored)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALFFjGjrJE
Not for long if you have mice. They will gather those kernels and hide them throughout your house.
Happened to me. Mice sneaked into my pantry when I was away for a few months and helped themselves to rice, peas, corn and 10 lbs of papaya bits. They left the bags empty. I was devastated. Well, that spring, while doing spring cleaning, I recouped all of the lost grains. Found them in piles behind books on the bookshelves, inside shoes, in unsealed boxes, in drawers... The funniest stash place was a roll of paper towels standing on end. The inside of the tube was completely filled with corn.
I gathered all I could find and placed it in a bag so that the mice could re-steal the grains. The grains for human consumption in the pantry were now placed in glass jars.
One Christmas my wife and I got my son an electric guitar for Christmas, bought it on line and came in its own box, my son opened it and it was packed with bubble wrap and the rest with packing peanuts,you know what happened next, peanuts all over the floor, —then the heater kicked on and sucked them into the floor return air vent, took me three hours inside and out to get them out. :(
back for later
How about:
Don’t walk away from the coffee maker you just started, before you put the coffee carafe on it. Liquids tend to follow gravity, everywhere.