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1 posted on 12/12/2019 9:00:26 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE
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Good way to see if you have mice.


2 posted on 12/12/2019 9:03:00 PM PST by fproy2222
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turn the thermostat up to full heat- and you’ll know if any kernels are in the ducts-


3 posted on 12/12/2019 9:06:10 PM PST by Bob434
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Just hope that nobody points a space-based laser at your house.


4 posted on 12/12/2019 9:08:53 PM PST by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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Well even if that number is a slight exaggeration, you must be figuring Trump is running for a third term and Mike Huckaby is going to be his campaign manager for the run. Not trying to be rude but you could raise your own popcorn or order it on line once a week. You might wanna buy a cow and a butter churn too. You do have my heart felt sympathy. I spilled a big box of toothpicks one time. Clean up sucks. :(


5 posted on 12/12/2019 9:11:57 PM PST by Equine1952 ((You can die on your feet or live down on your knees. You can not do both. Freedom Is not Free))
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Oh, Bless Your Heart!


7 posted on 12/12/2019 9:14:19 PM PST by SuzanneC
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You may as well start shopping for a new vacuum cleaner.
You present one is gonna have ‘stomach problems’ from here on out.

Have I got a vacuum cleaner for you!
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Don’t walk, RUN to your cell phone. Operators standing by.


8 posted on 12/12/2019 9:14:53 PM PST by lee martell
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You’re leaving archeological evidence that your house was once inhabitantated.


9 posted on 12/12/2019 9:16:05 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
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Now you’ll need to order about 100 pantry moth traps


10 posted on 12/12/2019 9:48:26 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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...or catch a squirrel.


11 posted on 12/12/2019 9:49:18 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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Give Joe Biden a call, see if he’s as good with Cornpop as he says.


12 posted on 12/12/2019 9:50:47 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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"I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60 - can you help me with that?"


15 posted on 12/12/2019 10:31:34 PM PST by montag813
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15 billion kernels, eh?

Is that before or after the tribbles?

;-)


16 posted on 12/12/2019 10:32:16 PM PST by Paul R. (The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left worth controlling.)
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I didn’t do it!


17 posted on 12/12/2019 11:52:18 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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That was corny


18 posted on 12/13/2019 2:22:54 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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So corny it reminded me of this nearly lost movie (Robert Altman’s first effort, seen here in highlights someone edited into a trailer, but there is a feature length movie that was restored)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALFFjGjrJE


19 posted on 12/13/2019 2:23:57 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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"And the number that fell in the heating duct remains unknown."

Not for long if you have mice. They will gather those kernels and hide them throughout your house.

Happened to me. Mice sneaked into my pantry when I was away for a few months and helped themselves to rice, peas, corn and 10 lbs of papaya bits. They left the bags empty. I was devastated. Well, that spring, while doing spring cleaning, I recouped all of the lost grains. Found them in piles behind books on the bookshelves, inside shoes, in unsealed boxes, in drawers... The funniest stash place was a roll of paper towels standing on end. The inside of the tube was completely filled with corn.

I gathered all I could find and placed it in a bag so that the mice could re-steal the grains. The grains for human consumption in the pantry were now placed in glass jars.

21 posted on 12/13/2019 3:11:54 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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One Christmas my wife and I got my son an electric guitar for Christmas, bought it on line and came in its own box, my son opened it and it was packed with bubble wrap and the rest with packing peanuts,you know what happened next, peanuts all over the floor, —then the heater kicked on and sucked them into the floor return air vent, took me three hours inside and out to get them out. :(


23 posted on 12/13/2019 4:54:15 AM PST by Ponyexpress9790
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back for later


25 posted on 12/13/2019 5:52:51 AM PST by simpson96
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How about:

Don’t walk away from the coffee maker you just started, before you put the coffee carafe on it. Liquids tend to follow gravity, everywhere.


26 posted on 12/13/2019 6:04:02 AM PST by Wuli
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