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Memo: Do not spill the popcorn bag with 10 billion kernels in the cupboard.
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| RACookPE
Posted on 12/12/2019 9:00:26 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE
Many curse words heard. Much commotion and irritation ensue.
Loud noises from the vacuum cleaner ...
And the number that fell in the heating duct remains unknown.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Science
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; anothervanity; kernel; notmeinfaulten; notmyfault; popcorn; spill; trumpsfault
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To: Robert A Cook PE
Good way to see if you have mice.
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:03:00 PM PST
by
fproy2222
To: Robert A Cook PE
turn the thermostat up to full heat- and you’ll know if any kernels are in the ducts-
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:06:10 PM PST
by
Bob434
To: Robert A Cook PE
Just hope that nobody points a space-based laser at your house.
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:08:53 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Robert A Cook PE
Well even if that number is a slight exaggeration, you must be figuring Trump is running for a third term and Mike Huckaby is going to be his campaign manager for the run. Not trying to be rude but you could raise your own popcorn or order it on line once a week. You might wanna buy a cow and a butter churn too. You do have my heart felt sympathy. I spilled a big box of toothpicks one time. Clean up sucks. :(
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:11:57 PM PST
by
Equine1952
((You can die on your feet or live down on your knees. You can not do both. Freedom Is not Free))
To: Yo-Yo
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:12:12 PM PST
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: Robert A Cook PE
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:14:19 PM PST
by
SuzanneC
To: Robert A Cook PE
You may as well start shopping for a new vacuum cleaner.
You present one is gonna have ‘stomach problems’ from here on out.
Have I got a vacuum cleaner for you!
The Electrolux PU3900 with Platinum Builders.
Comes with all the attachments at a
Christmas Discount of only $1,699.99
Don’t walk, RUN to your cell phone. Operators standing by.
To: Robert A Cook PE
You’re leaving archeological evidence that your house was once inhabitantated.
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:16:05 PM PST
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
To: Robert A Cook PE
Now you’ll need to order about 100 pantry moth traps
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:48:26 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: Robert A Cook PE
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:49:18 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: Robert A Cook PE
Give Joe Biden a call, see if he’s as good with Cornpop as he says.
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:50:47 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: Equine1952
Well, at least popcorn was present while watching a Bowflex commercial. A woman was exercising and my wife says, ‘Could you change the channel, I don’t want to watch this bitch lose weight.’
BeGood/Ross
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:50:54 PM PST
by
RossB
To: RossB
You can’t beat winning and popcorn. Oh and you can’t beat your wife! Sooner or later you got to sleep. It’s best to just change the channel. :-)
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:01:28 PM PST
by
Equine1952
((You can die on your feet or live down on your knees. You can not do both. Freedom Is not Free))
To: Robert A Cook PE
"I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60 - can you help me with that?"
To: Robert A Cook PE
15 billion kernels, eh?
Is that before or after the tribbles?
;-)
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:32:16 PM PST
by
Paul R.
(The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left worth controlling.)
To: Robert A Cook PE
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posted on
12/12/2019 11:52:18 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Robert A Cook PE
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posted on
12/13/2019 2:22:54 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
To: Robert A Cook PE
So corny it reminded me of this nearly lost movie (Robert Altman’s first effort, seen here in highlights someone edited into a trailer, but there is a feature length movie that was restored)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALFFjGjrJE
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posted on
12/13/2019 2:23:57 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
To: lee martell
My old vacuum cleaner really sucks. :(
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posted on
12/13/2019 2:25:14 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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