NFL Live Thread: Week 9

10-30-2019

[Impy]

NFL Live Thread: Week 9

Thursday, October 31, 2019 (All Times Eastern)

San Francisco at Arizona
8:20 pm FOX-NFL Network-Amazon Prime Video
State Farm Stadium

Sunday, November 3, 2019

Houston "at" Jacksonville
9:30 am NFL Network
Wembley Stadium (London, UK)

Minnesota at Kansas City
1:00 pm FOX
Arrowhead Stadium

N.Y. Jets at Miami
1:00 pm CBS
Hard Rock Stadium

Washington at Buffalo
1:00 pm FOX
New Era Field

Indianapolis at Pittsburgh
1:00 pm CBS
Heinz Field

Tennessee at Carolina
1:00 pm CBS
Bank of America Stadium

Chicago at Philadelphia
1:00 pm FOX
Lincoln Financial Field

Tampa Bay at Seattle
4:05 pm FOX
CenturyLink Field

Detorit at Oakland
4:05 pm FOX
RingCentral Coliseum

Cleveland at Denver
4:25 pm CBS
Empower Field at Mile High

Green Bay at L.A. Chargers
4:25 pm CBS
Dignity Health Sports Park

New England at Baltimore
8:20 pm NBC
M&T Bank Stadium

Monday, November 4, 2019

Dallas at N.Y. Giants
8:15 pm ESPN
MetLife Stadium

Bye teams this week: Atlanta, Cincinnati, L.A. Rams, New Orleans

[Impy]

Happy Halloween everyone, what are you going as this year?

"I'm going as myself in a parka cause it's @#$%&ing cold here in Chiraq! First it dropped below 60 and that was bad enough and now you're telling me frozen water cyrstals might fall from the sky? How can you live like this?"

"I'm going as a Cheesehead, to see what it feels like to be a winner. What about you, Janet?"

"Hi there, Slutty Cat. How about you Captain Smith?"

"Yarr, I'm going as the Invisible Man, since Impy hasn't featured me in any skits this season. And I'm pretty sure you used that Packer fan joke last year, Imp, you lazy scallywag."

"Who's the old guy? He smells like cough drops and tequila!"

"Yaarg, I'm the Commissioner of Football deary, but I could be your daddy if you prefer! What about you, Bears GM Ryan Pace?"

"Kylo Ren cause he's the coolest!"

I'm sorry Ryan, the Jedi store is outta Red Lightsabers, you have to be the back end of Tauntaun. How about you, Alexa?

"I was going to go as Janet but I'm not fat enough to fit into the costume. How about you, Pepe?"

"I want to go as the Chicago Teacher's union, but I just don't think I stink badly enough. Mon Dieu!"

"I'm going as a guy waiting for a bus, I'll need the practice. ;("

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING Week 9

Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Players get your picks in

Picks received so far Thursday, Niners: Impy, Pete, Big, Enterprise, Ltowm, Bender

Early Sunday London Game, Jags: Pete

[real saxophonist]

Well, Joe Flaccid is going to be out for a while, so someone that noone's ever heard of will be starting for the Broncos. But it's against Cleveland, so they might actually win.

Maybe they could call Osweiler, I'm sure he would be welcome back...

[darkangel82]

Niners have to lose sometime. It won’t be to AZ, though Kyler Murray vs their D is a good matchup. 9ers
Texans in London
Eagles, Cody Parkey not needed this time
KC if Mahomes can play
Colts win Battle of the Backups
Fins win this race to the bottom
Bills scalp the Skins
Titans if Mariota starts and plays better
Raiders as Silver&Black beats Silver&Blue
Browns, who should be 4-3
Seahawks soar past the Bucs
Rodgers-Rivers is a good QB duel, but LA is in disarray. Pack
Pats put brakes on Lamar Jackson and go to 9-0
Cowboys take MNF and stay in 1st place

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Ess Eff is back. And scary. If anybody is going to beat them damn Patriots (cue Darth Vader music), it's going to be the 49ers.

(Can you believe the most leftist city in America has had one of the best football teams in all of football for decades?)

[TomGuy]

Dallas gets 5 night games this season — 3 on NBC, 1 on ESPN and 1 on FOX/NFLN.

[RummyChick]

I am going to bet the Under on the broncos. Funny how he didnt get sidelined until after criticizing everyone.

[Rummyfan]

I'll go with the tomorrow night.

The rest of my picks to follow.

[Jack Black]

WEEK 9 - Jack Black's Picks

49ers
Texans
Eagles
Steelers
Cheifs
Jets
Panthers
Bills
Lions
Seahawks
Browns
Packers
Patriots
Cowboys

[Alas Babylon!]

My picks:

San Francisco

Houston

Minnesota

Miami

Buffalo

Pittsburgh

Carolina

Philadelphia

Seattle

Oakland

Denver

Green Bay

New England

Dallas

[Viking2002]

🏈 Week 9 Picks 🏈

Houston "at" Jacksonville - Texans

Minnesota at Kansas City - Even

N.Y. Jets at Miami - The Stinker Bowl - Jets win in a 9-6 squeaker.

Washington at Buffalo - Bills will trample them. Washington is racing Miami to the bottom for another first round pick, who won't amount to squat as long as Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen control the team.

Indianapolis at Pittsburgh - I'm going out on a limb and saying Mason gets the job done. Narrowly. Pittsburgh.

Tennessee at Carolina - Carolina by a FG.

Chicago at Philadelphia - Philly

Tampa Bay at Seattle - Seattle in a walk.

Detroit at Oakland - Raiders

Cleveland at Denver - Cleveland, if Mayfield shows up.

Green Bay at L.A. Chargers - Packers

New England at Baltimore - Heart says Baltimore, head says New England. Pats.

Dallas at N.Y. Giants - Who cares?

[Viking2002]

Oh, missed SF- Arizona. Niners.

[atc23]

Week 9 already

TNF is SF in a blowout

Houston

Bears

COLTS

Buffalo Bills

Carolina

NYJ

Sheattle Shehawks

LIONS!!

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Cleveland

SNF - Patriots blow out helpless Ravens as usual.

MNF - Cowboys wreck Giants.

[Impy]

Vikes/Chiefs?

[Impy]

Dallas at N.Y. Giants - Who cares?

Cowboys it is! ;d

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[Viking2002]

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[DoodleDawg]

San Francisco over Arizona
Jacksonville over Houston
Buffalo over Washington
Minnesota over Kansas City
Miami over Jets
Philadelphia over Chicago
Indianapolis over Pittsburgh
Carolina over Tennessee
Detroit over Oakland
Seattle over Tampa Bay
Cleveland over Denver
Green Bay over Chargers
New England over Baltimore
Dallas over Giants

[atc23]

Vikings

[trebb]

Love the pics/lines...made me smile.

[teeman8r]

TWEAK NINE

49ERS

TEXANS

BEARS

STEELERS

JETS

CHIEFS

TITANS

BILLS
SEAHAWKS
RAIDERS
PACKERS
BROWNS
RAVENS
COWBOYS

show the love for the Ravens... Woo hoo

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