[Impy]

Happy Halloween everyone, what are you going as this year?

"I'm going as myself in a parka cause it's @#$%&ing cold here in Chiraq! First it dropped below 60 and that was bad enough and now you're telling me frozen water cyrstals might fall from the sky? How can you live like this?"

"I'm going as a Cheesehead, to see what it feels like to be a winner. What about you, Janet?"

"Hi there, Slutty Cat. How about you Captain Smith?"

"Yarr, I'm going as the Invisible Man, since Impy hasn't featured me in any skits this season. And I'm pretty sure you used that Packer fan joke last year, Imp, you lazy scallywag."

"Who's the old guy? He smells like cough drops and tequila!"

"Yaarg, I'm the Commissioner of Football deary, but I could be your daddy if you prefer! What about you, Bears GM Ryan Pace?"

"Kylo Ren cause he's the coolest!"

I'm sorry Ryan, the Jedi store is outta Red Lightsabers, you have to be the back end of Tauntaun. How about you, Alexa?

"I was going to go as Janet but I'm not fat enough to fit into the costume. How about you, Pepe?"

"I want to go as the Chicago Teacher's union, but I just don't think I stink badly enough. Mon Dieu!"

"I'm going as a guy waiting for a bus, I'll need the practice. ;("

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING Week 9

Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Players get your picks in

Picks received so far Thursday, Niners: Impy, Pete, Big, Enterprise, Ltowm, Bender

Early Sunday London Game, Jags: Pete

[darkangel82]

Niners have to lose sometime. It won’t be to AZ, though Kyler Murray vs their D is a good matchup. 9ers
Texans in London
Eagles, Cody Parkey not needed this time
KC if Mahomes can play
Colts win Battle of the Backups
Fins win this race to the bottom
Bills scalp the Skins
Titans if Mariota starts and plays better
Raiders as Silver&Black beats Silver&Blue
Browns, who should be 4-3
Seahawks soar past the Bucs
Rodgers-Rivers is a good QB duel, but LA is in disarray. Pack
Pats put brakes on Lamar Jackson and go to 9-0
Cowboys take MNF and stay in 1st place

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Ess Eff is back. And scary. If anybody is going to beat them damn Patriots (cue Darth Vader music), it's going to be the 49ers.

(Can you believe the most leftist city in America has had one of the best football teams in all of football for decades?)

[TomGuy]

Dallas gets 5 night games this season — 3 on NBC, 1 on ESPN and 1 on FOX/NFLN.

[Alas Babylon!]

My picks:

San Francisco

Houston

Minnesota

Miami

Buffalo

Pittsburgh

Carolina

Philadelphia

Seattle

Oakland

Denver

Green Bay

New England

Dallas

[Viking2002]

Oh, missed SF- Arizona. Niners.

[trebb]

Love the pics/lines...made me smile.

[al_c]

9ers
Texans
Chiefs
Jets
BiLLLLs
Colts
Panthers
philly
Seahags
Lions
Broncos
Pack
Ravens for the upset
COWBOYS!!! (please don’t make the Giants look good)

[mmichaels1970]

San Francisco at Arizona
Houston "at" Jacksonville
Minnesota at Kansas City
N.Y. Jets at Miami
Washington at Buffalo
Indianapolis at Pittsburgh
Tennessee at Carolina
Chicago at Philadelphia
Tampa Bay at Seattle
Detroit at Oakland
Cleveland at Denver
Green Bay at L.A. Chargers
New England at Baltimore
Dallas at N.Y. Giants

[L,TOWM]

Arizona — Impy, this is not a typo — Put me down for my homie Kyler and his Redbirds... Happy All Hallow’s Day (Saints Day) Evening, everyone!

Houston
Minnesota
Miami
Buffalo
Indianapolis
Carolina
Philadelphia
Seattle
Detroit
Cleveland
Green Bay
Baltimore
Dallas

[toast]

San Francisco
Houston
Minnesota
N.Y. Jets
Buffalo
Indianapolis
Tennessee
Philadelphia
Seattle
Detroit
Cleveland
Green Bay
New England
Dallas

[circlecity]

San Francisco over Arizona
Jacksonville over Houston
Buffalo over Washington
Minnesota over Kansas City
Jets over Miami
Philadelphia over Chicago
Indianapolis over Pittsburgh
Carolina over Tennessee
Oakland over Detroit
Seattle over Tampa Bay
Cleveland over Denver
Green Bay over Chargers
New England over Baltimore
Dallas over Giants

[RedMonqey]

San Francisco over Arizona

Jacksonville over Houston

Minnesota over Kansas City

N.Y. Jets over Miami

Buffalo over Washington

Indianapolis over Pittsburgh

Carolina over Tennessee

Philadelphia over “Chiraq”

Seattle over Tampa Bay

Detroit over Oakland

Cleveland over Denver

Green Bay over L.A. Chargers

New England over Baltimore

And my beloved but troubled Dallas Cowboys over N.Y. Giants

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, Week 9 came... and I missed the ping!

Okay, picked the 69ers back on the Week 8 thread, so batting 1,000 so far--

For the rest of my picks, I see Allegra's Texicans over he Jag-Offs--

Sorry, Imp, while I will turn cartwheels in Hell if Da Bears do it, then Godless Iggles win--

Indy will slip by the Benless Stoolers--

Surely the Jets will notch a win over the Phins--

My Old Dallas Texans will get back to winning over the Viqueena--

Allegra's Old Earlers over the Panthers--

Bills de-erect the Deadskins--

Seahags poop all over the Bucking Ears--

Waiders pull one out over the Loinchoppers--

Arron-Boy slideds by the Bolts--

Even Falcoless, the Mile High Ponies notch one up on the Brownies--

Big's Pattycheaters stick it to the Ravens--

And lastly... my Boys make the Jersey Jints cry at Jersey Wolrd--

Okay, find the fault that made me... miss the ping!

[Enterprise]

Went out on the limb with everyone else for the 49ers, and well they won. Patting myself on the back, life is good, living large. Deserves a beer and a good cigar. But, back for another chance to slip deeper into the loss column.

Texans
Vikings
Jets
Bills
Steelers
Panthers
Eagles
Seahawks
Raiders
Browns
Chargers
Patriots
Giants

[Rummyfan]

Well, correctly picked the Niners Thisday night. Here's the rest:

Houston "at" Jacksonville 9:30 am NFL Network Wembley Stadium (London, UK) TEXANS

Minnesota at Kansas City 1:00 pm FOX Arrowhead Stadium VIKINGS

N.Y. Jets at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium DOLPHINS>

Washington at Buffalo 1:00 pm FOX New Era Field BILLS

Indianapolis at Pittsburgh 1:00 pm CBS Heinz Field COLTS

Tennessee at Carolina 1:00 pm CBS Bank of America Stadium PANTHERS

Chicago at Philadelphia 1:00 pm FOX Lincoln Financial FieldEAGLES

Tampa Bay at Seattle 4:05 pm FOX CenturyLink Field SEAHAWKS

Detorit at Oakland 4:05 pm FOX RingCentral ColiseumLIONS

Cleveland at Denver 4:25 pm CBS Empower Field at Mile High BROWNS

Green Bay at L.A. Chargers 4:25 pm CBS Dignity Health Sports Park PACKERS

New England at Baltimore 8:20 pm NBC M&T Bank Stadium PATRIOTS

Monday, November 4, 2019

Dallas at N.Y. Giants 8:15 pm ESPN MetLife Stadium COWBOYS

Good luck everyone!

[Viking2002]

Well, 8 for 11 for this week, so far. My two big misses were pooching the calls on the Green Bay and Miami games. Denver/Cleveland, not so much. Meh. I'm taking a mulligan on tomorrow night's game, because I personally don't give a shit if the stadium collapses. 🏈 Pending the outcome of tonight's game, this armchair QB will take 9 for 12, with Denver being a tipped ball for an interception.