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Cat escapes pet hotel, needs veterinary care after 'relations' with five female cats
WTHR ^ | Oct 11th, 2019

Posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

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Who knew? Laz has a cat.
1 posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: Lazamataz

You back yet? Hope you are doing well.


2 posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:45 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Could this be the very beginning of the “Meow Too” movement?


3 posted on 10/11/2019 6:11:54 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
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Anyone have an update on Laz. Thought this would be a nice way to welcome him back.


4 posted on 10/11/2019 6:13:50 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered.

"Remarkable cat, the Russian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"

The jokes just keep writing themselves.

5 posted on 10/11/2019 6:14:26 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Is the cat’s name “Billy?”


6 posted on 10/11/2019 6:14:44 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

A randy fella. Must be a great dancer.


7 posted on 10/11/2019 6:15:29 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I used to have to play this at dance gigs, and it was amazing to watch people actually turn into cats.
8 posted on 10/11/2019 6:15:37 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Reminds me of the story of the Chinese farmer who's young bride ran off to the big city. He went into town to look for her, checking into a hotel. Feeling all alone in the big city, the farmer told the bellboy to send up a prostitute.

The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client! Embarrassed, they both went home and never mentioned the incident again.
9 posted on 10/11/2019 6:17:25 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I think I found my Spirit Animal.


10 posted on 10/11/2019 6:18:19 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2650535/Now-thats-randy-rodent-Male-guinea-pig-animal-sanctuary-breaks-free-cage-makes-100-females-pregnant.html

Now that’s a randy rodent! Male guinea pig at animal sanctuary breaks free from his cage and makes 100 females pregnant


11 posted on 10/11/2019 6:18:48 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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To: \/\/ayne

Chinese version of the Pina Colada song?


12 posted on 10/11/2019 6:20:45 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

catastrophic


13 posted on 10/11/2019 6:26:11 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

No Russian erection interference here.


14 posted on 10/11/2019 6:27:29 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

JOKE OF THE DAY!


15 posted on 10/11/2019 6:30:59 AM PDT by frogjerk (We are conservatives. Not libertarians, not "fiscal conservatives", not moderates)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Wow.
This story is worthy of the Weekly World News.
Does Bat-Boy own that cat?


16 posted on 10/11/2019 6:31:32 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

The last time I went catting around like that, I just needed a six pack and some Marlboro Lights. Of course, that was thirty years ago. Now I need a nap after taking a morning shower. LOL


17 posted on 10/11/2019 6:33:40 AM PDT by Viking2002
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To: real saxophonist

I think the Chinese story came first!


18 posted on 10/11/2019 6:34:27 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Is Xiaopi catatonic after his wild night?


19 posted on 10/11/2019 6:35:10 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Joke punchline:

(Cat playing dead on ground and pointing to sky) "Shhhhhhhh. Buzzards."

20 posted on 10/11/2019 6:36:00 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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