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Cat escapes pet hotel, needs veterinary care after 'relations' with five female cats
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| Oct 11th, 2019
Posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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Who knew? Laz has a cat.
To: Lazamataz
You back yet? Hope you are doing well.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:10:45 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Could this be the very beginning of the “Meow Too” movement?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:11:54 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
To: All
Anyone have an update on Laz. Thought this would be a nice way to welcome him back.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:13:50 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered. "Remarkable cat, the Russian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"
The jokes just keep writing themselves.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:14:26 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is the cat’s name “Billy?”
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:14:44 AM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
A randy fella. Must be a great dancer.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:15:29 AM PDT
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I used to have to play
this at dance gigs, and it was amazing to watch people actually turn into cats.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:15:37 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Reminds me of the story of the Chinese farmer who's young bride ran off to the big city. He went into town to look for her, checking into a hotel. Feeling all alone in the big city, the farmer told the bellboy to send up a prostitute.
The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client! Embarrassed, they both went home and never mentioned the incident again.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:17:25 AM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I think I found my Spirit Animal.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
To: \/\/ayne
Chinese version of the Pina Colada song?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:20:45 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:26:11 AM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
No Russian erection interference here.
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:30:59 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(We are conservatives. Not libertarians, not "fiscal conservatives", not moderates)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Wow.
This story is worthy of the Weekly World News.
Does Bat-Boy own that cat?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:31:32 AM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
The last time I went catting around like that, I just needed a six pack and some Marlboro Lights. Of course, that was thirty years ago. Now I need a nap after taking a morning shower. LOL
To: real saxophonist
I think the Chinese story came first!
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:34:27 AM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is Xiaopi catatonic after his wild night?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:35:10 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Joke punchline:
(Cat playing dead on ground and pointing to sky) "Shhhhhhhh. Buzzards."
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:36:00 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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